Bernie Sanders: Today's AI Is the 'Dumbest Version.' Replies: 'Mirror's Right There, Bro'
Haley Stevens Lost the Senate Primary. Then She Became Michigan’s Most Charming Also-Ran
Journalism: Jim Acosta Reminds Us That Trump Votes by Mail
Athletic Columnist Explains Why Sydney Sweeney's Ad Triggers Her PTSD From a 12-Year-Old...
The Holdout the Left Can’t Cancel: Haitian Immigrant Refused to Acquit Clancy —...
Iowa Democrat Rob Sand Wants to Be 'Governor for All.' Zach Lahn Says...
Kash Patel Tries in Vain to Make Mazie Hirono Understand That He’d Replied...
BOO-HOO! Journalist in Recovery After Harrowing Ordeal of Writing a Ms. Rachel Puff...
Scott Bessent Can't Help but LAUGH As Maxine Waters Froths and LOSES It...
Gavin Newsom Let It Slip, Reveals Who Might Run in 2028
Obama Wants AI Slowed Down So Washington Can ... Save Us. Yeah, That's...
HA! Trump Press Wrangler Who Aaron Rupar Trashed Because She Has Blonde Hair...
Harpy NBC Journo Gets More and MORE UNHINGED As More Details About Her...
Little Dickie Durbin Thought He Had Kash Patel RIGHT Where He Wanted Him...
Huh, That's WEIRD: We Just Learned a Lot MORE About the First Would-Be...

NOT a furry thing (ha!): Beto O'Rourke has some 'splainin' to do about his alleged days with the Cult of the Dead Cow

When you’re a Twitchy editor you write about some crazy stuff. It’s a benefit and a challenge of the position, true story. Most of the time we sit back and laugh THEN write about it so you all can laugh with us.

Advertisement

Like Beto O’Rourke supposedly having been in the Cult of the Dead Cow.

That’s not the name of his punk band when he dressed up like a unicorn or whatever the animal. Nope, it’s apparently the name of a group of hackers from the ’90s.

That this is real life still has us shaking our heads, every day.

Notorious and wildly influential … and now he wants to be our president.

K.

So much ANGST in these photos, HA HA HA HA.

Are those flowers on his shirt?

You know what, we don’t wanna know.

Advertisement

EEK.

*quickly changes passwords to EVERYTHING*

Hrm.

It’s when they don’t deny it that you start to wonder.

Yeah, he’s selling a book … but still, this is some crazy stuff.

Advertisement

As we said, he’s selling a book BUT if any of this is true … probably something Beto should answer for, doncha think?

But only if he promises to dress up like a cow. OMG WE’RE JUST KIDDING.

Sorta.


Related:

OOF! In rush to blame Dana Loesch and NRA for New Zealand shooting, Shannon Watts trips SPECTACULARLY over THIS fact

The woke kid card … REALLY?! Beto O’Rourke’s response to New Zealand shooting is as ridiculous as you’d expect (watch)

AWFUL take, dude: Jeet Heer gives AOC a run for her money in ‘grossest New Zealand shooting’ take with THIS doozy

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement