Kurt Eichenwald had a really rough week last week.
Getting into a fight with a Parkland student, then telling people he didn’t recognize the student all while he was apparently contacting a psychologist ‘friend’ to evaluate this particular student for mental illness.
Even though he claimed he didn’t know who he was.
Then there was a mixup with Vanity Fair and whether or not he was a contributor (turns out he’s not) … and a whole lot of other drama involving tin foil and tentacles. So it was no surprise to many when his account went dark, until today.
Where he was inspired to share this tidbit with Twitter.
The occasional horrors of home ownership: Plumber found water. Followed it far to a wall. Pushed his thumb into the wall; it bent from water soakage. Cut drywall, saw leak coming from other side. Went to other side, cut drywall. Was hit in the face by a shooting stream of water.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) April 9, 2018
Oh wait, we didn’t mean to use that tweet ALTHOUGH it sounds fishy to us.
Heh.
No, no, no, we meant to use this one:
In my two decades of covering the business world, two executives stood out on the negative end of the scale (there were many on the positive):
1. Donald Trump: The dumbest I ever met.
2. Rick Scott: The most corrupt, with a messiah complex.They are the new GOP. Horrifying.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) April 9, 2018
Kurt will have to forgive us if we can’t take him all that seriously when it comes to his claiming how long he’s been covering the business world … and let’s not pretend he actually has anything positive to say about any actual Republican.
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https://twitter.com/RONCOULTER/status/983393519690747904
This seems to have had the opposite effect, Kurt.
Your bio seems shorter lately.
— ??Night "Green Deal" Wood✞⚭⚓ (@Shteina_Gott) April 9, 2018
HA.
https://twitter.com/JoshuaFisher44/status/983396978540318720
Thinking this won’t be going away anytime soon, Kurt.
https://twitter.com/CapWacky/status/983394872899104768
Tough crowd, man.
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