Nancy Pelosi did say the tax cuts were crumbs …
Hostess giving workers $1,250 bonuses and weekly free snacks to take home for a yearhttps://t.co/b1foNy5wsk
— Brent Scher (@BrentScher) February 1, 2018
*dying*
https://twitter.com/mitch_won/status/959087473866559488
From Bloomberg:
Hostess Brands Inc., feeling flush after last month’s tax overhaul, will offer bonuses to workers — including free snacks.
The company, which makes Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos, is It’s also offering a year’s worth of free food to workers — though they won’t be able to eat all the Ding Dongs they like. A representative from each of Hostess’s bakeries will choose a product each week, and the employees will be able to take home a multipack of that item.
So they get to eat cake, LITERALLY.
And the crumbs.
Delicious crumbs.
Nancy was right! Hostess will LITERALLY give employees crumbs because of GOP's tax law! https://t.co/7Bfh6So2g0
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) February 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/PennBlk/status/959087735880368128
"hostess with the mostest"…. ?
— @d0u6 (@DougDueck) February 1, 2018
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Now we want a Twinkie.
GREAT! Now I need a twinkie….
— Independents For Sanity (@LeianneWright) February 1, 2018
Very clever, Hostess.
But they'll be really tasty crumbs.
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) February 1, 2018
Armageddon!
— Steven (@MaVASteve) February 1, 2018
Luckily a Twinkie’s shelf life is like FOREVER, so we’ll have plenty of them left to eat after the tax cuts Apocalypse.
Heh.
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