Every once in a while there’s a hashtag on Twitter that is so CRAZY long that we don’t know if we can cover it but then the replies are so damn funny that we end up covering it anyway.
And that’s what’s happened with #PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon … considering how badly people lost their shiznit over the end of Net Neutrality these seem almost mild.
Here are some of the best:
https://twitter.com/Major_Skidmark/status/941404633901170690
With our left over canned goods, we can create our own internet. #PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon pic.twitter.com/7dCzSyZaNx
— Political Sock (@PoliticalSock) December 14, 2017
I finally listened to Ron Paul and have freeze dried a 20 year supply of lasagna. #PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon
— Just A Russian Hack (@Anewhomestar) December 14, 2017
That sounds AWFUL.
https://twitter.com/BigRMV/status/941409071650914304
It’s a plot!
https://twitter.com/TheOpulentAmish/status/941399886326521856
*sniff sniff*
https://twitter.com/TheOpulentAmish/status/941395789829435392
#PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon
Taking screenshots and printing out the # of followers I used to have on twitter before it cost us LITERALLY A MILLION DOLLARS to tweet. 🙁— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) December 14, 2017
LITERALLY A MILLION DOLLARS!
#PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon selling all my Bitcoin. No internet, no Bitcoin. pic.twitter.com/3nYrrx6cKd
— JeffDavidson #OMC_H (@JeffreyMDavids1) December 14, 2017
So damn wise.
#PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon
Me, knocking the dust off my press after losing my blog site.
I’magonna be a go-zillionaire!! pic.twitter.com/6qjLFf0x10— LJ-Hale (@ljshale2) December 14, 2017
You could rule the world with that printing press!
#PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon
I just gave all my money to William Devane to buy gold.— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) December 14, 2017
*dying*
This hashtag.
https://twitter.com/HouseOfVine/status/941432481303187458
#PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon pic.twitter.com/60eFnTLQ0J
— Patsy Jones (@pjones59) December 14, 2017
#PreppingForNetNeutralityArmageddon
Assembled a 286 system and dug out an old external modem. Installing PCBoard. #BBSesShallRiseAgain— Bohemio: *Insert lame pun here* (@El__Bohemio) December 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/rshackelford14/status/941410632150278145
*looks at my giant stack of "Free AOL" CD-ROMs*
— Allen Ray the Infinitely Prolonged (@2CynicAl65) December 14, 2017
Now THAT’S prepared!
Raid the wi-fi shelves at Wal-Mart.
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 14, 2017
Almost like we’re having a giant snowstorm only it’s the end of the world and stuff.
Totally.
https://twitter.com/Dwarfclone/status/941429270215139328
https://twitter.com/TxAv8r/status/941419076701876224
Way to think ahead, man.
Can you fax me some???
— MrClarkJosephKent (@MrClarkJKent) December 14, 2017
Oh man, now that’s crazy.
What next, shall we beep you?
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Related:
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