STUPID BURNS: Michael Moore tries rewriting the 2nd, gets bitch slapped by Conservative Twitter

Sam J. | 4:20 PM on October 09, 2017

Michael Moore has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Second Amendment … yeah, we think it’s dumb too. But that means we have to write about it, ya’ know?

And seriously, WHYYYYYY???

“The Right to Be Free from Gun Violence” — My re-write of the 2nd Amendment & the gun laws that could then be passed https://t.co/jf0BUN3lgP

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) October 6, 2017

From his Facebook post (so you don’t have to read the whole stupid thing):

PROPOSED 28th AMENDMENT TO THE US CONSTITUTION
“A well regulated State National Guard, being helpful to the safety and security of a State in times of need, along with the strictly regulated right of the people to keep and bear a limited number of non-automatic Arms for sport and hunting, with respect to the primary right of all people to be free from gun violence, this shall not be infringed.”

I, Michael Moore, along with all who support an end to this epidemic of gun violence, propose a new Amendment to our Constitution that repeals the ancient and outdated 2nd Amendment (which was written before bullets and revolvers were even invented), and replaces it with a new 28th Amendment that guarantees States can have State militias (a.k.a. State National Guards which are made up of citizen-soldiers who are called upon in times of natural disasters or other State emergencies), allows individuals to use guns for sport and gathering food, and guarantees everyone the right to be free of, and protected from, gun violence (i.e., the public’s safety comes ahead of an individual’s right to own and fire a gun).