Michael Moore has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Second Amendment … yeah, we think it’s dumb too. But that means we have to write about it, ya’ know?
And seriously, WHYYYYYY???
“The Right to Be Free from Gun Violence” — My re-write of the 2nd Amendment & the gun laws that could then be passed https://t.co/jf0BUN3lgP
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) October 6, 2017
From his Facebook post (so you don’t have to read the whole stupid thing):
PROPOSED 28th AMENDMENT TO THE US CONSTITUTION
“A well regulated State National Guard, being helpful to the safety and security of a State in times of need, along with the strictly regulated right of the people to keep and bear a limited number of non-automatic Arms for sport and hunting, with respect to the primary right of all people to be free from gun violence, this shall not be infringed.”I, Michael Moore, along with all who support an end to this epidemic of gun violence, propose a new Amendment to our Constitution that repeals the ancient and outdated 2nd Amendment (which was written before bullets and revolvers were even invented), and replaces it with a new 28th Amendment that guarantees States can have State militias (a.k.a. State National Guards which are made up of citizen-soldiers who are called upon in times of natural disasters or other State emergencies), allows individuals to use guns for sport and gathering food, and guarantees everyone the right to be free of, and protected from, gun violence (i.e., the public’s safety comes ahead of an individual’s right to own and fire a gun).
FFS.
Remind me again why we should trust your judgement on ANYTHING pic.twitter.com/LKuFRqrdCU
— Rick Robinson (@RowdyRick73) October 9, 2017
Heh.
https://twitter.com/Mark_Nunya/status/917091651197243392
Don’cha love it when people who know nothing about guns try writing rules around guns?
Good times.
What new law would have prevented Las Vegas shooting? Even fucking FEINSTEIN admits nothing could have prevented it.
— David Walsh, Jr. (@jeffersonianguy) October 9, 2017
We clearly need more laws to outlaw illegal things so criminals will ignore those laws too.
Whatever drugs you are taking, you really need to back off, because they are way to strong and hallucinogens are bad.
— Stephen L. Hall (@StephenLHall) October 9, 2017
Stop talking and eat more cheeseburgers.
— juli spice (@ImJuliCaldwell) October 9, 2017
Cheeseburgers make everyone happy.
Except Vegans.
Those people are never happy.
Sorta like Michael Moore.
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