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Woke idiots make woke, idiotic edits to Roald Dahl books to stop offending other woke idiots (thread)

The same sort of thinking behind the morons who are accusing conservatives of banning books (when they’re not banning books) is likely behind the changes to Roald Dahl’s books. It would appear they changed certain words to appease the emotionally thin-skinned and the stupid.

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Maybe if the words in these books are so offensive these emotionally thin-skinned and stupid people shouldn’t read them.

From The Guardian:

Roald Dahl’s children’s books are being rewritten to remove language deemed offensive by the publisher Puffin.

Puffin has hired sensitivity readers to rewrite chunks of the author’s text to make sure the books “can continue to be enjoyed by all today”, resulting in extensive changes across Dahl’s work.

Edits have been made to descriptions of characters’ physical appearances. The word “fat” has been cut from every new edition of relevant books, while the word “ugly” has also been culled, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Sensitivity readers? WTF?!?!?

Check this out:

What the … what?

Oh wait, there’s more. Lots more.

And the changes don’t get any smarter.

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These. People.

IT’S OK TO CALL THE FAT LITTLE BROWN MOUSE A FAT LITTLE BROWN MOUSE BECAUSE HE IS A FAT LITTLE BROWN MOUSE.

Holy crap.

Woke sucks. The end.

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Yeah, we’re alarmed too.

And super grateful we have original copies of these books in our library.

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