Happy Valentine’s Day! With all of the noise and insanity we typically see on Twitter it’s easy to forget that today is actually a holiday celebrating LOVE. Friendship. Relationships … ok, so technically it’s just another way for Hallmark to sell cards and create sappy movies with the same damn storyline over and over again (she is a hardworking, driven, businesswoman from the big city with no time for love who inherits a small cabin in a small village where the hunky widower snags her heart) but still.
It was nice to see this thread from Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024.
Hey, she/he/it/they/zhe/zer/unicorn worked very hard putting these Democrat/Lefty Valentine’s Day cards together so we should totally share them with you all.
They’re hilarious, trust us.
Started with Kamala Harris:
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/2fotylDUDQ
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Admit it – you heard this AND the cackle in Kamala’s voice.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/qkiYQ82c2Z pic.twitter.com/5DPUjsu2uL
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Roses are racist.
Welp.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/tXleMt37fs pic.twitter.com/yCdmzffvao
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ok, so this one is also a little scary.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/r5uJrQfsCC pic.twitter.com/RwZq7Yl0VV
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Ummm … we see what she/he/it/they/zhe/zer/unicorn did here.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/ibXsP9tGpQ pic.twitter.com/k5Zul6NzIh
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Meep.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/AS5SCGXyt3 pic.twitter.com/v2wPHbSaIk
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Yeah, yikes.
But funny.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/Uw7dOrj3xQ pic.twitter.com/0bMjnjb0Uu
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
OH BOY!
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/oKhWqTIluX pic.twitter.com/emxIN0KQ3x
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
*snort*
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/wWMLkLKiUl pic.twitter.com/01LF5YnM8k
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Ok, we didn’t say it.
We didn’t make it.
We did laugh at it.
We did include it.
BUT we didn’t write it.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/l3nv0BZI1f pic.twitter.com/Hwk0ez9shI
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/7IiNMJlP2N pic.twitter.com/WKHJOU9tAl
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/bBdPvRWOSv pic.twitter.com/HVQgPvIaq9
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
And your luggage!
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/bCH1MU2Jti pic.twitter.com/5nr8y2cPS5
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Her loss.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/TbGqyAt3e3 pic.twitter.com/iDpno1qrnk
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
And yet she persisted.
Happy Valentine’s Day! https://t.co/Q2ng4sXQan pic.twitter.com/meo1XM0B8f
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Not a great visual.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/3xLx4ZhnWk pic.twitter.com/Bp9t7fE23J
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
Yikes.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ https://t.co/C9UKsF1LLk pic.twitter.com/lSKaXujAtH
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024 (@HollyBriden) February 14, 2023
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
What a unique collection of cards, right?
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