Amy Klobuchar wants you to wear a mask.

You’d think by now she’d realize making demands of people on Twitter is never a great idea. What, did she think users would be like, ‘WHOA, THANK GOODNESS! If you hadn’t told me to wear a mask I might not be wearing one and we both know I really shouldn’t be thinking for myself or making my own decisions. SHEW! What would I do without some insane elected official who throws office supplies at her staff and eats salad with a fork to tell me what to do?!’

Yeah, it didn’t go like that … like at all.

Sounds logical and reasonable.

Ouch.

Right?

How hard is that?

Duck!

Perfect.

By the way.

That works.

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