Chelsea Handler has a serious problem, y’all, and she needs our help to figure out how to fix it.

We only hope we can actually do something to help this poor oppressed woman …

Seriously?!

She has ski goggle tan, people. This is not a drill.

We REPEAT, this is NOT a drill.

And who are the women in the photo with her?

Meep.

People had plenty of tips for Chelsea but we’re pretty sure she won’t be using any of them anytime soon.

HOW WILL SHE SURVIVE?

Awww, that’ll do it.

This could work.

There ya’ go.

There were plenty of suggestions we canNOT include here (there are some twisted people on Twitter, true story).

Heh.

Thoughts and prayers, Chelsea.

Related:

GIRL BYE! Katie Pavlich DROPS AOC for calling Rashida Tlaib ‘brave’ and her cult loses their damn minds (more than usual)

‘TRY it sometime.’ You know Jim Acosta CRIED to his Diary after getting whooped in vicious back-and-forth with Laura Ingraham

Dropped on his head?! We could watch James Woods SCHOOL Andrew Cuomo on the Constitution all day LONG