We’re not entirely sure why straws have become a hot issue for the Left but it is absolutely pathetic and hilarious all at the same time. It sounds like the ‘banning’ of straws is all based on some report a 9 or 10-year-old did on the evils of plastic straws.
Then again, if you think about it, MOST policies we see from the Left read a lot like a child wrote them so in that regard this makes sense.
Tim Young ridiculed them perfectly with this comparison:
What straws looked like when the Constitution was written vs. the assault straws of today… pic.twitter.com/XDENllfyz6
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) July 27, 2018
Whoa, that assault straw looks super scary. Surely someone could drink at least a dozen drinks with that assault straw …
Public Safety Announcement: #PlasticStraws & Dispenser Safety Awareness
— Chris P. Bacon? (@CPBacon4CO) July 28, 2018
Got you beat: pic.twitter.com/GEHd8U8kPG
— Mr. Ags (@blackswampradio) July 28, 2018
Monsters, the lot of you!
The founding fathers never intended this…
— contributing DM at Vanity Fair (@StevenSimmons) July 29, 2018
Founding Fathers had no way of knowing the straw technology we’d come up with today.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
— Kevin Lasater (@LasaterKevin) July 29, 2018
Ban all the straws!
— Justin Bennett (@bennett_justin) July 28, 2018
"They can take our lives.. but they CAN NEVER TAKE OUR STRAWS!!!!!"
-William Wallace 1283 AD pic.twitter.com/H0oHWGb3hK
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) July 28, 2018
You know when you’re laughing really hard and you snort in the middle? Just did that.
— Rachel Williams (@frkazoid) July 29, 2018