We’re not entirely sure why straws have become a hot issue for the Left but it is absolutely pathetic and hilarious all at the same time. It sounds like the ‘banning’ of straws is all based on some report a 9 or 10-year-old did on the evils of plastic straws.

Then again, if you think about it, MOST policies we see from the Left read a lot like a child wrote them so in that regard this makes sense.

Heh.

Tim Young ridiculed them perfectly with this comparison:

Whoa, that assault straw looks super scary. Surely someone could drink at least a dozen drinks with that assault straw …

*dying*

*still dying*

Monsters, the lot of you!

Founding Fathers had no way of knowing the straw technology we’d come up with today.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Ban all the straws!

O.

M.

G.

YES.

You know when you’re laughing really hard and you snort in the middle? Just did that.

Too good.


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