Say what you will about Donald Trump, but nobody is better at trolling the Left than the President of the United States. Although to be fair, it doesn’t take much to set these poor, delicate, fragile people off …
You know how they’ve been screeching about their ‘blue wave’ for nearly two years now?
Republicans should stop wasting their time on Immigration until after we elect more Senators and Congressmen/women in November. Dems are just playing games, have no intention of doing anything to solves this decades old problem. We can pass great legislation after the Red Wave!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2018
*snicker*
To be fair Trump could have chosen his phrasing a bit more carefully but still.
Trump says 'red wave' needed to pass immigration bill over 'obstructing' Democratshttps://t.co/ad5mQRFxRp via @AdamShawNY
— Fox News Politics (@foxnewspolitics) June 22, 2018
From Fox News:
Congressional Republicans had earlier failed to pass a more conservative bill. The more moderate, compromise measure was expected to have a requirement that employers use E-Verify to check the legal status of employees.
Leaders have sought to assuage both conservatives and moderates in their party, while also meeting the president’s four pillars: a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants brought to the country as children, border security including a wall, an end to so-called “chain migration” and an end to the diversity lottery visa.
One guess how the Resistance reacted.
Red Wave my ass.
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) June 22, 2018
Dude. TMI.
Just as we thought, ladies, men can’t get shit done until their “red wave” is over.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) June 22, 2018
Girl power and stuff.
Dear @realDonaldTrump: Since your small inauguration, Dems won:
-AL Senate
-PA Congressional District
-VA Gov
-NJ Gov
-43 special elections flipping districts from red to blueIf that is your definition of a red wave, I can't wait to see what you call the Blue Wave this Nov. https://t.co/dvwntqb74I
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) June 22, 2018
Ted. Democrats lost over 1000 seats while Obama was president.
But hey, you did math! Way to go.
Trump’s Red Wave is another term for Red Tide—a toxic bloom of poisonous, neurotoxic algae that kills fish, mollusks, and the humans who eat them. Symptoms in patients include diarrhea, loss of motor control, and respiratory paralysis. Red Tide is brought about by global warming. pic.twitter.com/nPJeBKJwuj
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) June 22, 2018
We’re shocked Gu could actually tweet without cursing BUT someone should tell the doctor who lost his job that they call global warming ‘climate change’ now.
https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1010131581879705600
Gross.
Trump mentioned a ‘red wave’ coming when complaining about immigration progress.
You know you are gaining traction when the opposition copies your ideas.
Trump never had an original idea in his life.#MorningJoe
— GStuedler?????? (@GStuedler) June 22, 2018
Or you know your ideas are really silly when the ‘other side’ mocks them.
Just sayin’.
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1010153110004789250
Staaaaahp.
Red wave? As in the blood of people murdered in mass shootings?
— Kala ? (@kalasaurus) June 22, 2018
Holy Hell.
Keep electing Republicans, and the Red Wave will refer to the blood flowing in the streets from all of the people who've lost Healthcare, Medicare and Medicaid.
They just voted to cut $2 TRILLION from those VITAL programs.#MyTopPriorityToday, spread the word to #VoteBlue2018. https://t.co/eO13wDiMS7
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) June 22, 2018
Vital programs. The fact that so many Americans are this dependent on the government is terrifying.
Euphemism. The substitution of a mild or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
E.g. Red wave is often used as a euphemism for an occurrence of menstruation.https://t.co/84Bjkyd7y1
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) June 22, 2018
Really Dictionary?
'Red Wave' is trending.
Pretty sure that's one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Revelation 16:4 "Then the third angel poured out his bowl into the rivers and springs of water, and they turned to blood."
— James Kosur (@JamesKosur) June 22, 2018
All the Left had to do was NOT BE CRAZY.
Thank God they can’t even do that.
Related:
Straight-up TOOLS! Dems DESPERATELY try campaigning on Melania’s jacket and it’s all FAIL
MONSTER! Trump seriously CROSSED the line THIS time … and you thought 2 scoops of ice cream were bad
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