THAT DOES IT!

First, it was ketchup on steak, then it was two scoops of ice cream but this … THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE.

He had Ranch dressing?!

RANCH!

Stop the freakin’ presses!

This here is some Pulitzer Prize-winning material, you betcha.

We blame the Ranch dressing.

We’re laughing our arses off.

God love ’em.

Faaaaaake neeeeeews!

See? MONSTER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Totally.

Move over Woodward and Bernstein.

Let’s hope we can survive this Ranch dressing SCANDAL by Trump!


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