It’s been awhile since we last checked in with our favorite parody account, Sean Spicier. And as usual, when we looked through his timeline, his tweets have more than outraged the Left (and even the Right) not only because they STILL THINK he’s the former press secretary, but because the things he writes are just that hilarious.
Or triggering if you can’t manage to read tweets you might disagree with without throwing a temper tantrum and later being mocked for it on Twitchy.
Enjoy! (we did)
Only because you asked nicely pic.twitter.com/IT36I1RP7W
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 12, 2018
RAR RAR GARBLE RAR GARBLE RAR RAR.
Sorry, we are trying to make sure we translate our copy for any Leftists who accidentally stumble upon the site and only read RAGE.
Some of us do anyway pic.twitter.com/fYEQsBUGPi
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 10, 2018
Well, this guy certainly put the parody account in his place.
Russian blood money has its perks pic.twitter.com/mdqNQuJTNF
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 10, 2018
Ummm… what?
You know what, go with it.
I’m not #1, but thank you. Top 10 maybe pic.twitter.com/yM1JfwmpEt
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 9, 2018
We’re number one!
We’re number one!
Open wide pic.twitter.com/FbSWYnvoeM
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 8, 2018
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This STILL kills us, every time.
Look. For. The. Blue. Check.
There are just some roles Denzel Washington can’t play pic.twitter.com/Juq2ALNErV
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 8, 2018
Wait, WUT? Racist?
We got nothin’.
Never change @Twitter pic.twitter.com/31r6INj0b3
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 7, 2018
Awww yes, been there done that.
Appalling is right. He even found time to tango pic.twitter.com/DU05Hejhbj
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 6, 2018
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Dumb. Yes, the parody account is the dumb one.
Sure.
Bad Buddhist pic.twitter.com/4diCCMaDaO
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 5, 2018
You know that face you make when you end up at Starbucks for a coffee and the gal in front of you wants one and a HALF pumps of non-fat, sugar free vanilla soy latte or some other nonsense? We just made that same face.
I was grandfathered in pic.twitter.com/TramwFlFfq
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 5, 2018
HA HA HA HA.
Us too.
You leave my freckles alone! pic.twitter.com/b80lIvFDB2
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 5, 2018
They try so hard.
How come he was never doing them? pic.twitter.com/BMqzGsNKaA
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 5, 2018
Sean Spicier wins, and wins, and wins again.
And we win because we get to read this and laugh.
Talk about #Winning!
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