Welp.

Alrighty then.

From the New York Post:

From sexually transmitted infections to childbirth and unpleasant infections, surely your lady garden has enough to face?

But the idea of having a “depressed” va-jay-jay isn’t just something you see on the small screen (yes, Charlotte in Sex And The City complained to her gal pals of the very same thing).

It’s a real and very painful thing, known by its medical name vulvodynia, and it can affect women of all ages.

It causes a burning sensation down there, a stinging pain despite there being no sign of infection or skin condition.

K.

Hey, anything is possible.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Umm … no.

These people.

You know that look you give your brother when he passes gas and tries to blame you for it?

Yeah, we just made that face.

Possible.

*dead*

Maybe?

Welcome to the party, pal.

Aaaaand we’re done here.

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