Dear Men,
We suggest you totally and completely ignore Jesse Kelly’s suggestions for ways to support women. It is pretty damn funny, though.
Sincerely,
Twitchy
See for yourself:
Men, if you're looking for ways to support women, don't listen to the women. I've got the list right here. 1/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
Oh boy.
Pay for dinner. Most women are poor and jobless. They need you to pay for their salads. 2/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
Yeah, no.
When you're watching football and your wife is cleaning, be kind enough to offer to buy her a one time maid service. She works hard. 3/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
He had to know he wouldn’t be making any friends with this list. But if you know Jesse Kelly at all, this list is totally indicative of who he is, mint-colored jacket and all.
When she's going on and on and thinks you're not listening, throw in an occasional "uh huh" and "I can't believe she did that". 4/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
Don’t. Do. This. Guys, you will always get caught.
When she's mad, call her "princess" and place a hand on her shoulder. Works every time. 5/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
No.
If wants you to watch the kids while she has a girls' night out, just tell her to get a babysitter so you don't have to feed them. 6/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
Actually, this one isn’t a bad idea.
When she wants to talk paint colors and decorations, text her friends and invite them over so she has someone to listen to all that. 7/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
Odds on whether or not Jesse will be sleeping in his car tonight?
Leave her little love notes like the one i left my wife this morning. pic.twitter.com/Liyoat1pJ2
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
*dead*
She'll want you to "get to know the neighbors". Get face-down-in-the-gutter drunk at a neighborhood function. Show them you can party. 10/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
YAAAS!
Women love guys who take risks. Cancel your family health insurance. 11/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
No.
Carry heavy things for her and lovingly tell her, "It's because you're not strong enough." 12/
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
Oh, Jesse.
Follow these simple steps and she'll be the happiest woman on earth. Done. pic.twitter.com/H8fUPZcVBb
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 17, 2017
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 17, 2017
Oh but it is.
Reactions to Jesse’s list were … mixed?
This came way too easy for you didn't it.
— David Edward (@_David_Edward) October 17, 2017
May God have mercy on your mentions. ?
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 17, 2017
— Sara Miller (@Millerita) October 17, 2017
If all men were adorable and understanding as @JesseKellyDC , I still wouldn't show up to the altar.#SingleForLife #CantFoolMe
— Kali Gal (@GoinBackToKali) October 17, 2017
We’d be lying though if we said we didn’t laugh our arses off when we read this.
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