Dear Men,

We suggest you totally and completely ignore Jesse Kelly’s suggestions for ways to support women. It is pretty damn funny, though.

Sincerely,

Twitchy

See for yourself:

Oh boy.

Yeah, no.

He had to know he wouldn’t be making any friends with this list. But if you know Jesse Kelly at all, this list is totally indicative of who he is, mint-colored jacket and all.

Don’t. Do. This. Guys, you will always get caught.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

No.

Actually, this one isn’t a bad idea.

Odds on whether or not Jesse will be sleeping in his car tonight?

*dead*

YAAAS!

No.

Oh, Jesse.

Oh but it is.

Reactions to Jesse’s list were … mixed?

We’d be lying though if we said we didn’t laugh our arses off when we read this.


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