The hilarious @HonestToddler scores again! Praise from Fox News’ Brit Hume? Priceless.
Hume wasn’t alone.
is there an Honest Toddler and a Sanctibaby arguing on my timeline? LOL. what is this life.
— Shanae' (@muzeness) March 6, 2014
OMG the Twitter beef between @HonestToddler and @sanctibaby is too much to handle. Must stop laughing.
— Prince's Side-Eye (@SoCalGal64) March 6, 2014
Just try to stop laughing after reading the full exchange:
JEALOUS RT @sanctibaby: Toddler at the park is eating sodium biscuits eloquently named “Salt-ines.”
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
.@HonestToddler Jealous of what. Your future health complications? No thanks.
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014
.@sanctibaby Sorry couldn’t hear you over your breath. All those fermented foods make it smell like a dog pooped under your tongue.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
.@HonestToddler Haha. Don’t worry. When all of the junk food catches up to you I’ll be sure to hold vigil.
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014
.@sanctibaby You won’t be holding anything. Not with those weak infant vegan arms.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
Vegan arms! Dying.
.@HonestToddler Hilarious. You are exactly the kind of person who would have benefited from delayed cord clamping. #BrainNeedsBlood
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014
Nice try, but not good enough.
.@sanctibaby At least my cord got cut
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
WIN.
.@HonestToddler what?
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014
.@sanctibaby I'm just saying. When you go down the slide, does your mom have to come with you?
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
@Sanctibaby has nothing left but a low blow.
.@HonestToddler Burn. Clever. Especially coming from someone dumb enough to think Santa would gift Fisher Price. #NaughtyList #WalmartToys
— Sanctibaby (@sanctibaby) March 6, 2014
Oh hell no.
.@sanctibaby HOW DARE U BRING SANTA INTO THIS!!!!!
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 6, 2014
Indeed. That was just uncalled for!
Twitter users could not get enough of the spat.
@brithume @HonestToddler Thanks. I needed that.
— John (@gpgob) March 6, 2014
@brithume @HonestToddler Hilarious… Well Played!
— Corey Salt (@CrockerNut) March 6, 2014
@brithume @HonestToddler Hahahahaha!
— Corporate Media Watchdog (@beauxtx1) March 6, 2014
@brithume @HonestToddler @sanctibaby LOL Are we sure they aren't the same person? When something's too good to be true …
— Martin Stein (@DFW_Martin) March 6, 2014
@brithume @HonestToddler Vegan arms! LOL
Bravo!— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) March 6, 2014
@HonestToddler @sanctibaby best twitter smack talk ever. #justsaying
— Science Teacher ن (@JMJScience) March 6, 2014
This is absolutely fantastic! RT @brithume: Guess who gets the best of this exchange. @HonestToddler strikes again. pic.twitter.com/Fto51AlNU9
— Brandon Daly (@dalybrandon) March 6, 2014
@brithume @HonestToddler Love it love it. Read this eating my Big Mac.
— Lee Strohbehn (@LeeStrohbehn) March 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/VicariousTLo/status/441798774596173824
That honest toddler/sanctibaby interaction just made my whole day.
— juniper they/them (@juniperinlatin) March 6, 2014
Crying, laughing so hard. RT @TongueAnCheek: @HonestToddler is fighting with @sanctibaby I'm dying.
— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) March 6, 2014
@HonestToddler vs. @sanctibaby https://t.co/0IYAixV44W #twitterisawesome
— This Is Rochelle…(for now) (@RR416) March 7, 2014
Twitter really is awesome.
And an exit hope:
@HonestToddler @sanctibaby OMG. Please converse with each other regularly. 😀 😀 😀
— Shelley Delayne (@ShelleyDelayne) March 6, 2014
Make it happen!
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