You all have to follow @HonestToddler. I crack up all the time.
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Jessica Force (@Justaska) July 05, 2012Indeed! The Twittersphere’s new favorite follow seems to be @HonestToddler.
Honest Toddler even writes haikus, in between naps and time-outs.
@HonestToddler genius.—
Ashleigh Singleton (@AshleighVSing) July 05, 2012
Not only are the tweets hilarious, but some parents can just imagine that the same thoughts are running through the minds of their little ones.
Have you been speaking with MY toddler?!? RT @HonestToddler: Up from my nap. How long was I out. Feel terrible.—
Heidi (@Teslagrl) July 05, 2012
@HonestToddler are you my 1yr old son in disguise?!?!—
Rebecca Carroll (@rcarroll21) July 05, 2012
Every time @HonestToddler tweets I feel imagine it's Declan. http://t.co/LyfYOI2E—
katelyn (@KATELYNH_) July 05, 2012
Aww!
Some classics from @HonestToddler.
Thought I was on hold but was talking into a salt shaker.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 05, 2012
At the community pool! Taking names with my super soaker!!!!!—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 05, 2012
Tried to make myself at home (naked). Denied.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 05, 2012
NAKED! I REFUSE TO BE ASHAMED OF MY BODY!!—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 05, 2012
Took it too far. On our way home.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 05, 2012
Mommies and daddies who have experienced trips to the pool with toddlers can surely relate to that.
But, wait, there’s more.
ECZEMA!! ::collapses:: RT “@HonestToddler: This multigrain bread looks like eczema. Not eating it.”—
April (@ReignOfApril) July 05, 2012
use the GPS in your moms phone RT @HonestToddler: Does anyone know my address? Trying to order pizza.—
Dave Van Buren (@davevanb) July 05, 2012
Daddy didn't look excited to see me at 5AM. But who can stay mad at this face? LOL!—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 05, 2012
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes for dinner tonight. Trying not to cry.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 04, 2012
Honest toddler also hands out handy tips.
Toddler Tip: Don't leave the house without at least two of your favorite toys. If you get tired of holding them someone else will.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 04, 2012
Toddler Tip: Whenever possible, maintain eye contact while pooping.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 04, 2012
Babies don't take showers!!!! Felt like I was being waterboarded! Grandma will hear of this.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) July 03, 2012
Always go to grandma; she’ll always come to the rescue. Smart toddler!
One of my favorite Tweeters: @HonestToddler—
Eric Pilon (@epilon) July 05, 2012
Ours, too. Keep tweeting, Honest Toddler!
