Very exciting. @HonestToddler, one of the great Twitter feeds, is announcing his platform for the presidency. Go look.
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John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 05, 2012The Honest Toddler has announced his last-minute candidacy for president and revealed a pretty compelling presidential platform:
If you vote for me tomorrow I will make sure no cat goes unhugged and no dog, unsaddled.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
I will also force the terrible people at Raisin Bran to cease production effective immediately.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
I will make quinoa illegal and 10% juice drink (red) will flow through the streets.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
If you vote for me I will also make Pop Tarts an anytime food.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
If you vote for me I will keep infants out of the park and off the streets. That is my promise.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
If you vote for me I will make dippin dots a side dish in every home.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
If you vote for me I will do what no president has done and *take care* of Ruby. I will set Max free once and for all!—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
I will give Oscar a home and find Big Bird a forever family.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
Everyone who votes for me will get a balloon, pack of gum, and nunchucks.—
Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 05, 2012
Sweet!
If this run proves fruitless, we hope that President Romney will have some room for this kid in his cabinet.
