What was once an epic troll is now reality.
Has anyone noticed that kind of thing tends to happen a lot with President Trump? Barack Obama must REALLY regret making fun of the Donald at the White House Correspondents' Dinner back in 2011.
Earlier today, Trump posted on his Truth Social account that the United States has reached an agreement with Denmark to give the United States permanent security control over the world's largest island of Greenland.
Are Canadians starting to get nervous yet?
BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump announces complete and permanent American security control over Greenland, and excludes any adversary from Greenland and the surrounding region. pic.twitter.com/MVuT4yAfG5
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 18, 2026
As the announcement states, the agreement was reached at no cost to the United States, has no expiration date, and permanently prevents any American adversary from establishing a foothold on the strategic island.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth confirmed that the U.S. will immediately begin preparations to establish military bases.
“We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many.”@USNorthernCmd 🫡 https://t.co/KzvdvhfRij
— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) September 18, 2026
Despite all of the naysayers in the media who mocked Trump for talking about the importance of Greenland to national security, and despite all of the leftists who started posting declarations like "I stand with Denmark" and putting Greenland flag emojis in their bios, the agreement today confirms that Trump is still the master of the art of the deal.
ITS HAPPENING pic.twitter.com/HonEoWs9y6
— Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) September 18, 2026
Deal with it, Democrats.
Plenty of conservatives have been taking victory laps in the hours since the announcement, including Scott Jennings, who had to endure months of his fellow CNN panelists screeching at him incoherently about Trump's proposal.
Totally vindicated on Greenland 🇬🇱 https://t.co/hGnEonatbA
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) September 18, 2026
Yes. Yes, he has been.
Man those old Greenland debates were absolute bangers! https://t.co/x014ndNCq1
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) September 18, 2026
And, of course, the memes have already started flowing.
GREENLAND IS GONNA BE LIT!!!😎🇺🇸🥳🥳🥳 pic.twitter.com/UGcvzzmMza
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) September 18, 2026
Not to mention poking a little fun at our immediate neighbors to the North.
Elbows up Canada. We got Greenland!
— MAGS (@TAftermath2020) September 18, 2026
Canada, Mexico, Central America and South America are next! pic.twitter.com/aAVcSNNI6z
We hope too many Canadians don't choose MAID over becoming United States vassals.
Some of them already sound VERY nervous.
I stand with Greenland 🇬🇱 but I’m disappointed to hear this!
— Joël.Arts.Paints This is our Canada 🇨🇦 (@JoelVinette) September 18, 2026
It’s like renting: Greenland owns the land (the apartment) yet Trump just got total control of it (rented it forever)!
Under no circumstances will Canada ever make this kind of deal! We own our home fully! 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/fi7gN73Pmp
Just embrace it, Canada. It is inevitable, and resistance is futile.
The Left is already doing everything they can to downplay the agreement, saying that there's nothing new in the deal.
As always, the louder they scream, the more we know how good of a deal it actually is for the United States.
The liberals are crying again.
— Great Merican (Dylan) (@merican_great) September 18, 2026
Because we just took over Greenland. pic.twitter.com/ANnSEu6orD
They hate him so much, they can't even acknowledge that this is a big national security win for America.
They're also mad that they can't complain that it cost a lot.
Sometimes the art of the deal is saying you’re going to buy something, then ending up with everything you wanted for free. https://t.co/cxSWWO1sH8
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) September 18, 2026
Trump seems like a pretty good negotiator.
The Left hates him for that, along with everything else.
Our hemisphere. https://t.co/zLx52oDdEU pic.twitter.com/jVzhtuJDLg
— 🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 (@basedamericana) September 18, 2026
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeaceful) September 19, 2026
No way it actually happened, the US took control of Greenland 🤣
— Nick shirley (@nickshirleyy) September 19, 2026
Welcome boys 🤝 pic.twitter.com/79oq5XO91w
HA!
That is awesome.
Welcome to being Americans, Greenlanders.
Well, sort of, anyway.
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