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'Repeat the Line': Stepford Governor Gavin Newsom Has One Memorized Phrase He's Recited for YEARS

Grateful Calvin
Grateful Calvin  |  4:00 PM on August 25, 2026


The two worst personality traits that can plague any politician are being too rehearsed and being inauthentic. 

And somehow, California Governor Gavin Newsom has managed to master both of these undesirable skills. 

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We don't need to rehash the litany of examples we have written about showing Newsom as a complete phony. He will change his rhetoric more often than a weathervane on top of a Kansas barn changes direction during tornado season. He doesn't change his policies, mind you; those remain hard left. But he will adopt any spoken position that he believes will aid his presidential aspirations. Most recently, he even declared himself to be an 'established insurgent' to appeal to the communists in the DSA faction that is taking over the Democrat Party, even though Newsom's family wealth is exactly what the DSA rails against. 

But even as he is throwing his finger in the air every day to see which way the leftist winds are blowing, astonishingly, Newsom is also as rehearsed and robotic as the spouses in the 1975 movie The Stepford Wives. 

This morning, one of the best receipt accounts on X, @mazemoore, assembled a collection of one of Newsom's favorite phrases that he has memorized and recited by rote for his entire career. Watch: 

'Weakness masquerading as strength,' huh? 

Well, we're not psychiatrists, but it doesn't take Sigmund Freud or Carl Jung to recognize that what Newsom is doing here with his rote expression is what those in the head-shrinking business like to call 'classic projection.' 

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There's almost certainly a healthy dollop of Impostor Syndrome in there as well. 

As usual among Democrats with no self-awareness (which is all of them), Newsom is the last person to realize that everyone can see through his rehearsed phrase. 

The term Paul is looking for is 'useful idiots.' And the dead legacy media is RIFE with them. 

Not to mention the Democrat voter base. 

Oh, Bernie Sanders is another one whom Maze recently roasted with his own rehearsed words.

And Sanders has been working his 'oligarchs' schtick for DECADES, despite owning three houses and flying first class and private jets across the country every year. 

In fairness to Kamala Harris, whenever she tried to go off-script, even for a second, it sounded much worse than her memorized word salads. 

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At least Joe Biden was honest enough to admit it — albeit entirely by accident — when he read the words 'Repeat the Line' off his teleprompter.

There are plenty of people who believe Newsom is a lizard person 'masquerading' as a human being. 

We're not putting on tin foil hats and saying they are right, but we can understand why they might believe that. 

Literally. 

The question is, who is going to pull the 1980s-era chip out of his brain to reprogram him? 

And his first name. And his last name. And his title. 

Hey, he's not satisfied with that. 

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He wants to be an embarrassment to the entire country. 

Perfect. 

We don't even need to endlessly repeat it over the course of many years for everyone to understand that this is the best possible description of Gavin Newsom.

A knob. 

A projecting, rehearsed, phony, absolute knob. 

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