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Oh, SHELL No!: Canadian WNBA Team Introduces Non-Binary Turtle Mascot With She/They Pronouns

The WNBA is embroiled in several avoidable controversies. There are players physically targeting Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham, two of the most popular players in the women’s professional basketball league. Speaking of ‘women,’ the league can’t decide what a 'woman' is and now has two male NBA players vying to be drafted into the league. They’re trying to force the women’s league to be a women’s league. In the midst of this insanity, the Toronto Tempo has introduced two mascots. Of course, one is non-binary.

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This new she/they mascot is a turtle named Dez. (WATCH)

Normal people in the WNBA are a rarity.

Dot, a female hare mascot, joins Dez. (WATCH)

We were all lied to about that.

Posters say the mascots are lesbian-coded. Wait, did Lez, we mean Dez’s manly build and blue hair, give it away?

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Stop it, you’re thinking like a sane person — this is the WNBA!

Commenters’ minds all went to the same place when they first saw ‘Dez.’

Yes, Deez Nuts. Ironic since Dez doesn’t have any.

Posters have never seen a sports league so intent on crashing and burning.

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Yes, it’s called leftism.