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Meltdowns Incoming! Sophie Cunningham Celebrates Her Birthday With Some Raucous Patriotism

Grateful Calvin
Grateful Calvin  |  2:00 PM on August 16, 2026


Today is the birthday of WNBA star and defender of women's sports, Sophie Cunningham. 

Even though her coach has a regrettable tendency to throw her and her teammate Caitlin Clark under the bus, her team congratulated her on reaching the big Three-O. 

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Last night, however, after her Indiana Fever beat the Dallas Wings, on the road, 98-87, Cunningham decided to get a head start on her birthday celebration when the team returned home to Indianapolis. 

If anyone thought she was going to back down from her love of America and her love of protecting women's spaces, think again. 

To celebrate the win and her birthday, Cunningham hopped up onto the bar (OK, she was helped up) and belted out her version of the Toby Keith anthem, "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue." Watch: 

How can you not love her? 

Unless you are a bitter, violent LGBTQ+ Communist opponent of hers on the court, that is. Or a member of the broken, leftist sports media. 

But Cunningham didn't stop there. She also led the bar in a chant of "U-S-A! U-S-A!" 

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Ooooh, anti-Americans and the TA mob are REALLY gonna despise her now. 

But she clearly does not give one single F, nor should she. 

Being happy, living your best life, and loving America are the best ways to silence the miserable, hateful Left. 

We're sure her DMs are flooded with marriage proposals. 

Just as the Left screeched when the USA Men's and Women's hockey teams celebrated their gold medals by having some fun in bars and showing how proud they were to be Americans, they will give Cunningham the same treatment. 

Sigh ... see what we mean? 

According to Page, Cunningham can't 'love everybody' because she loves America. 

That's the mindset of the Left, and they are too oblivious and filled with hate to see the irony. 

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Oh, lighten up. It's her birthday. 

Also, she may have only hit one three-pointer last night, but Cunningham is averaging over 45 percent from beyond the three-point line for the season. 

We're pretty sure she's a better player than whoever "Beasty" is. 

True, but what doesn't Jemele Hill hate? 

It's not just that the Left hates this country and loves being miserable; they DEMAND that everyone else feel the same way, too. 

It's pretty amazing that all it took for Cunningham to win the adoration of most of America was just to say that women and girls deserve their own spaces. 

And standing by that common-sense statement. 

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That's because, among her many abilities and qualities, she has one called gratitude.

A quality that is alien to most people on the Left.

And who can blame her for being extra happy on her birthday weekend and after a big team road win? 

Well, we know who will blame her, but that reflects on them, not her. 

We wish her a very happy 30th birthday as well, and nuts to all her haters. 

The Indiana Fever are playing back-to-back games this weekend, with a game tonight against the Atlanta Dream, so we hope Cunningham didn't have too much fun on her birthday eve. 

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The only thing better than a win the night before her birthday would be a win on her birthday. 

Regardless of the final score today, however, it's awesome to see Cunningham having so much fun and showing her love for the U.S. of A. 

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