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Newsom's 'First Partner', Jen Seibel, Raises Her Profile While Sinking His Presidential Aspirations

So Gavin Newsom wants to be President. Between his lack of accomplishments in California and out-in-the-open corruption, his candidacy will most likely be dead in the water. But since we know he is tone deaf and thinks his hipster trolling social media strategy is winning, then he probably believes that putting his Gwen Walz style 'First Partner' out there is a good idea.

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It isn't. Meet Jen Seibel.

Patriarchy. (insert eyeroll emoji here)

We're pretty sure it's a deliberate strategy from the same clowns who brought us Izzy Gardon (Hi Izzy! Thank you for all the wonderful content!).

It did not go over well with the wimminfolk.

Mary is referring to Siebel's pandering confession of feminizing her sons as our own Warren Squire documented.

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Yeah, about that. Forget it, the AWFL rulebook says you must adhere to fashionable positions and none of that messy but real 'keeping women and society safe' business.

Here's the 'A' in 'AWFL'. Fashionable positions are a luxury of the wealthy.

Directly addressing Siebel's rant, people had thoughts on the hypocrisy of it all.

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Delusions of adequacy is a Newsom thing, you wouldn't understand.

Yep. Victimhood offers built-in escape pod for failure.

Yes please! The stuff that plays well on Martha's Vineyard and Marin County will really work everywhere else.