Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
Yesterday, when news broke that Pope Francis died at age 88, this writer expected idiotic hot takes from the media. It's what they do. Some even blamed J.D. Vance for the pope's death (via stroke, by the way).
But Jezebel wins
Pope Francis, 88, Dies 7 Hours After Meeting Alleged Antichrist JD Vance https://t.co/zJJ64dopNs
— Jezebel (@Jezebel) April 21, 2025
Come collect your prize.
Why are you all retarded
— Dave Delivers (@jeffersonianguy) April 22, 2025
They work for Jezebel.
It's self-explanatory.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're so funny
— Distant (@Distant_Warrior) April 22, 2025
We're laughing at them, and not with them.
This headline is something special.
— mija (@MelFmHell) April 21, 2025
It sure is.
Don't call yourself Jezebel if you're not edgy enough to side with the antichrist.
— Mayor Honkdog (@MayorHonkdog) April 22, 2025
Heh.
Wait this isn't The Onion
— BOOKWORMKILLER1234566666🇵🇸 (@BOOKWORMKILLER3) April 21, 2025
It is not.
I guess once they realized that calling everybody they didn’t like “Literally Hitler” had gotten played out this was the only place left to go https://t.co/GJW9S1LuZq pic.twitter.com/gA7jQJU8vh
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) April 22, 2025
They'll overplay the 'antichrist' card, too.
Twitter algorithm never misses https://t.co/uJdtlhX3SP pic.twitter.com/PGS0Rzyy3c
— guywhoexists🐰 (@guywhoexists1) April 21, 2025
It never does.
JD Vance isn’t charismatic enough to be the Anti-Christ.
— maybe: 🧀 (@MRW1SCO) April 21, 2025
Canonically speaking it should be someone like Caillou https://t.co/Ikx4YvmvzZ
Everyone hates Caillou, though.
https://t.co/fpLiO2mxbO pic.twitter.com/KaCqJAC7bx
— Evelyn Pacheco E. (@EvelynPachecoEc) April 21, 2025
Same.