Olivia Nuzzi claims she relates to Sam Bankman-Fried because she too could ‘accidentally’ steal billions of dollars or something … because you know, committing a white-collar crime is so confusing anyone could be stupid enough to do it.
OOPSIE and stuff.
Started here (reporting on SBF means we’re obsessed with him apparently):
Obsessed with him tbh https://t.co/t6667VTJCo
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) November 30, 2022
And then she said this:
As someone who worries she may one day accidentally commit a monumental white collar crime due to being an idiot, I find him immensely, theoretically relatable.
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) November 30, 2022
So is she saying she’s an idiot? And that she could somehow commit a monumental white-collar crime because she’s an idiot?
Ha.
HA ha.
HA HA HA HA HA.
Oh man, what was Olivia THINKING? ROFL.
You’re pathetic
— Silence and Frost (@secjr112) December 2, 2022
That’s one word for it.
Just imagine selling your house but the title company kept the money that was supposed to pay off your mortgage.
That’s basically what SBF did. He took money that was supposed to go somewhere else & instead enriched himself & his family.
That’s not relatable, thats a crime.
— Kent Moore (@kentrmoore) December 2, 2022
what about this was "accidental"?
— Jesse Black (@JesseBlackSci) December 1, 2022
Not a damn bit of it.
I'm pretty confident I will not "accidentally" steal a couple of billion dollars, but that's just me I guess
— Gary Collard (@LakerGMC) December 2, 2022
We’re pretty confident we won’t accidentally steal billions of dollars either.
Recommended
lol
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) December 2, 2022
https://twitter.com/dank420brandon/status/1598105720461090817?s=20&t=GU4LN4hztgqjiE-KmAT8hA
This isn’t satire?
— Jackson Rhodes (@_JacksonRhodes_) December 1, 2022
Apparently, not.
“accidental”
— Connor Cape (@MileHighCape) December 2, 2022
— Steve Linder (@SteveLinder1) December 2, 2022
Too late for that. We’ve got the tweet …
Oops I accidentally defrauded thousands, I hate when that happens.
— Skateboard Cat (@AndrewEyedea) December 2, 2022
Yeah, we do too.
Psh.
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