Over the weekend, the Babylon Bee took some inspiration from AOC and her very sexy “plight of the super-hot in America” and did a story about GOP Sen. Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appealhttps://t.co/i2MZ7qkdJf
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 1, 2022
At first, Cruz felt “objectified”:
I feel objectified. https://t.co/Lr1aDZIv3H
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 1, 2022
But after having a few nights to sleep on it, Cruz has changed his tune:
Due to popular demand from angry libs, in 2022 we’ll be putting out a swimsuit calendar. https://t.co/Lr1aDZIv3H
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 3, 2022
Talk about a 180! Guess he realized that sometimes it’s just better to embrace the social pressure rather than fight it.
Photoshoot in Cancun?
— Dr Steven Buckley (@StevenJCBuckley) January 3, 2022
Of course!
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 3, 2022
It’s the obvious choice.
I don't agree with this guy most of the time, but I appreciate his sense of humor. https://t.co/5L70IxQuiL
— Bryan Riddles (@bryanriddlespic) January 3, 2022