Heh. That’s right, Americans. You must change your laws, and The Constitution, or else Piers “Musket” Morgan is taking his idjit ball and going home!
My personal, definitive view of America's gun laws: http://t.co/3bIvTUes via @MailOnline
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 30, 2012
Definitive! If, of course, he means definitive whining, idiocy and attention-seeking.
No one cares RT @piersmorgan: My personal, definitive view of America's gun laws: http://t.co/xerRpew1 via @MailOnline
— Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) December 30, 2012
@piersmorgan @MailOnline How can you say that the 2nd amend. has "unfortunately ambiguous wording"? "Shall not be infringed" is pretty clear
— Michael Goggin (@rainstreet77) December 30, 2012
Words, like thinking, are hard.
Piers Morgan says he knows a bit about guns, then reveals he means he is related to 3 OTHER people who know about them. What an idiot. #tcot
— TrumpLootsUSeveryDay (@DrKC4) December 30, 2012
Some of his best friends are guns! No, really. This is what he is basing his oh-so-vast knowledge of firearms on:
Well, I do know a bit about guns, actually. My brother’s a lieutenant colonel in the British Army and has served tours of duty in Northern Ireland, the Balkans, Iraq and Afghanistan. My sister married a colonel who trained Princes William and Harry at Sandhurst. My uncle was a major in the Green Howards.
Stop, our sides can’t take it! The hilarity of the article itself is matched only by the hilarious response:
Piers Morgan tries the Cleavon Little strategy: "Next man makes a move, and the upper class British twit gets it!" http://t.co/2n7oLRtk
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 30, 2012
https://twitter.com/BarbofPA/status/285371581922942976
That’s right: In the alleged article, he threatens to deport himself if America doesn’t change its gun laws.
Is @piersmorgan serious about self-deportation? Could America really be that lucky?
— Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) December 30, 2012
Oh, honey. It’s not a threat if people want you to leave, bless your heart.
https://twitter.com/BarbofPA/status/285374098983501825
https://twitter.com/steveatmguy/status/285369609970913281
https://twitter.com/fitzy1202/status/285381337811152898
Just precious.
https://twitter.com/karakay2004/status/285380855021584384
https://twitter.com/Lion_of_Gray/status/285373912777379840
Maybe Mitt was on to something when he suggested "self deportation" for illegals.
Bye Piers Morgan!! http://t.co/6mUTw6Vz— TexJal (@TXJAL) December 30, 2012
@piersmorgan don't let the door hit you on the way out
— Mary Farmer (@MaryFarmer11) December 30, 2012
@PiersMorgan "threatens" to leave America .. Well don't let the door hit ya on the way out. #tcot #sgp #FoxNews #cnn
— PKatt (@Pkatt) December 30, 2012
What a freak, leave already tool: Piers Morgan: Deport me http://t.co/M4rQa9HA via @MailOnline
— ☦zuzu's petals☦ Q Q+ ? (@unite_free) December 30, 2012
I'm sorry. Is Someone stopping Piers Morgan from getting the Hell Out? http://t.co/NKjHQjTF
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) December 30, 2012
@DesertScene @piersmorgan Cya Piers! We have all the rabid libs we need besides hearng ignorant bloviating from 1 thats not evn a citizen"!
— Phillip (@Outdoorguy64) December 30, 2012
@FredZeppelin12 @MailOnline Piers Morgan deporting himself? Seriously, who gives a damn about this freaky little twerp?
— Lying_dogface_ponysoldier (@bikedayton) December 30, 2012
Americans, being givers, offer to help speed up his stompy foot sandbox fleeing.
https://twitter.com/SeanWats/status/285381486167859200
https://twitter.com/ugliestaltarboy/status/285369245716606979
https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/285359277558857728
Sorry, United Kingdom! As Twitchy reported, they don’t want Musket Boy back, and, unlike Americans, they are hoping his threat isn’t a promise.
https://twitter.com/typatterson67/status/285370984448552960
https://twitter.com/ste1james/status/285371782066749442
https://twitter.com/ConorShea/status/285372194765303808
https://twitter.com/PhilConors/status/285371907937824768
https://twitter.com/MiniManson/status/285377378530758656
A message for Americans. Please dont deport piers morgan. I dont want him back here #guncontrol
— Thomas Emlyn (@ErewashCavalier) December 30, 2012
@JCLayfield @piersmorgan yep, keep him. He is an embarrassment to all Brits.
— Adam Cann (@Adam_Cann) December 30, 2012
Please America, keep @piersmorgan – we sure as hell don't want him back. Signed, the entire population of the UK.
— Claire ? (@whataclaire) December 30, 2012
@JCLayfield @piersmorgan Do NOT send that human hand-me-down back here. Make him Canada's problem.
— Christopher Reeves ? (@Schadenfreudian) December 30, 2012
That sound you hear is a collective shudder from Canada. But, wait … have no fear, Canada. There is another option.
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/285222329401896961
Heh. What will Musket Boy’s next move be? Stay tuned!