Piers Morgan assumes you know who he is, want him to stay in America


CNN host Piers Morgan has settled on something he likes to milk for attention even more than a mass shooting: the White House petition to have him deported. Not that he’s paying any attention to it, mind you.

It’s worth noting that the White House’s “We the People” petition site is a guarantee of nothing, although 25,000 signatures is supposedly your assurance that your issue will be brought to the president’s attention — his laser-like focus takes over from there. The Piers Morgan deportation petition has really taken off, though, closing in on 100,000 signatures. Blame it on the good old American “blood-bonding of lynching.” So, how does one explain those hundreds of millions who haven’t signed?





Just so there’s no confusion, one American has launched a counter-petition to keep Morgan in the States. It currently stands at 7,847 signatures, so we’ll just have to assume that means 310,992,153 Americans want him on a plane back to the U.K. Only one thing is certain: he’s never going to want to leave now that someone’s paying attention.

  • ChampionCapua

    Hey Musket, 310,950,000+ Americans don’t watch your TV show. I guess that proves you should not have one. #BritLogic

    • Canadian in USA

      Who? (/sarc)

    • http://twitter.com/Timbo0058 T.A. Patrick

      this loser has a tv show??? really ,,what channel?

      • lainer51

        Sci Fi

      • TocksNedlog

        He’s living on Channel Z

  • Will P.

    The wording on the counter-petition is interesting, especially #2, no one in the UK wants him.

  • Sirius_Rich

    I would wager there is close to 300 million people that do not want their information on a list. Most gun owners feel this way and will not sign an online petition to protect their diminishing privacy rights. Btw, who is Piers Morgan?

    • jtgun

      True , I’m not giving a hostile government anything.

    • Joel A. Edge

      You got it. I don’t feel comfortable signing those things.

  • Steve_J

    Don’t care what he does as long as he’s not back to hacking phones.

  • Mernaise

    This makes me curious: what is his average viewership?
    And have we checked those households to make sure the inhabitants didn’t just happen to die with the TV on CNN?

    • RightThinking1


  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren

    No one wants you to stay. I don’t want you to stay and I haven’t signed it due to not wanting my personal information being out where everyone can see it. Now GO AWAY!

  • Insubordinate

    It seems that Piers needs a math lesson too. Probability theory states that two or more events are said to be mutually exclusive if they cannot occur at the same time. Note to Piers: a petition is NOT a mutually exclusive event. Folks that didn’t sign the deportation petition can still want you deported. Got it?

    • mickeyco

      I do, but will he? doubtful

  • rinodino

    Man you conservaties are on this Morgan guys’ Jock something hardcore, lol, find another hobby jeeez!!!!!

    • mickeyco

      But he’s so much fun to make fun of and despise.

      • wwbdinct

        Really – why that’s awfully hateful of you Mick. Considering what you posted to me on BB. Sort of like the pot calling the kettle. So you’ll defend a raving lunatic liberal and not a diehard true, red, Conservative woman? You’re a fraud.

        • mickeyco

          I’ve apparently offended you on BB, but the only response I remember ever making to you was on Christmas day when I thanked you.


      I got a hobby , its hating all democrats.

      • Lana Del Rey

        And raising your blood pressure.

        • TEXANONLY

          Naw, dont let them bother me that much. Why would I? Democrats are the crap on my shoes.

        • TEXANONLY

          only an idiot like yourself would think that

    • lainer51

      Man you libs are on this Limbaugh guys’ Jock something hardcore, lol, find another hobby jeeez!!!!!

    • TocksNedlog

      Meanwhile, the liberal ‘hobby’ of telling other people how to live their lives continues unabated.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Someone’s just a little too concerned about protecting PM’s “Jock”…just sayin’…..

  • peteee363

    piers morgan, isn’t he the guy who was hacking phones of politicians and celebrities across the pond?

    • lainer51

      one and the same!!

  • http://OccupyBawlStreet.com OccupyBawlStreet.com

    who is this guy?

  • Lana Del Rey

    So are we going to deport the 20+ celebs in this video too?




      hell yes, celebs are pos

    • TocksNedlog

      Conan needs to be deported back to Tallgeekistan.

    • lainer51

      fine by me.

    • Brian Roastbeef

      If it were up to me those 20 or so would only be the front guard of the first wave purged from this once great nation.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Oh, you mean these hypocrites? Love how the same commercial is peppered with the same folks using “guns” to make their money….


  • SanDiegoMerchantServices

    Only 120,000 25-54’s watch you. Twice as many people watched Fox and Friend’s Christmas Special as watched you.

  • keller23

    Piers Morgan….isn’t that the brokerage firm used by Goldman Sachs to launder money for Iranians?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Morgan Stanley

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    I don’t think the government should remove people for disagreeing, but that doesn’t mean I want Piers Morgan to stay.

  • lainer51

    Still only 90,000 Americans have signed the White House petition to deport me. That leaves 310,910,00 asking “who is Piss Morgan?”

  • RightThinking1

    Piers arrives at another unfounded conclusion

  • Garth Haycock

    310,910,00? Is there no such thing as a “ones” column in the UK?

    Mr. Morgan, if you meant 310,910,000, then I’d say that rather than wanting you to stay, they don’t give a rat’s kiester about you.

  • Conservative First

    I think it’s more like 310m people who don’t want to sign their name on anything on whitehouse.gov

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      That’s the main reason I don’t sign it.

      • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo


  • Rob Stevely

    Thats 6 times the number of gun victims each year, and thats a large enough number to him that he wants to change the constitution. #musketlogic

  • TocksNedlog

    Piers is a big hit with the 45 million Americans that are 10 years old and younger. They ALL laugh at his silly accent and butt chin.

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Try Cuba next, Piers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pjcitro Paul J. Citro

    Get rid of the PUCK !!

  • MissDiane47

    I don’t care if he stays or leaves. I just want him to stop throwing his so-called political weight around in a country where he has no say in domestic policies or laws. It’s disgusting how he cries for 1st Amendment protection while demanding the destruction of our 2nd Amendment.

  • jo leone

    I would NEVER sign a whitehouse.gov anything!!!

  • $27789750

    Who? What? Where? Why?…oh never mind. Statement issued by the 310 million concerning what’s his name.