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#ThingsThatOnlyHappenInMovies: Ace, Jonah Goldberg, others escape Cyrus reality with comedy gold

She’s not alone.

Sometimes real life is hard. You see, the nightmare-inducing Miley Cyrus reality just won’t end:

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Heh.

Twitter users needed an escape. For a change of pace and a way to try to end our long national nightmare, they had some fun with #thingsthatonlyhappeninmovies. First up, Iowahawk:

Hilarious.

National Review’s Jonah Goldberg got in on the mocking action:

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Giggling madly! And then Ace of Spades took on the hashtag as only he can, with some help from fellow Twitter users:

Seriously. Does every movie mistress have some kind of facial tic that causes her head to loll about all willy-nilly? Or a strange collar fetish?

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It’s Thanksgiving every day!

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Oh dear.

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Looks like Ace will need to teach Hollywood producers the facts of life like he did Amanda Marcotte!

And Ace ends with a snort-worthy kicker:

Ha!

But wait … there’s more!

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/372531420540841984

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/372531875517980672

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/372492256865189888

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And for the win:

Fantasy, indeed!

Related:

‘Know why men like boobs?’ Ace teaches Amanda Marcotte the facts of life with hilarious results

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