Giggling madly!
Funniest thing on the Internet all day #nsapickuplines pic.twitter.com/P9P8j6dBme
— aaron brazell ✊? (@technosailor) August 25, 2013
#NSAPickUpLines is trending and I've never laughed harder.
— Kim (@KimmmerC) August 25, 2013
#NSAPickUpLines is still trending nationally Sunday morning.
The mockery reaches across the aisle: NSA surveillance snickers? A uniter!
That other sock is behind the washer. You're welcome. #NSAPickUpLines
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) August 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/371432113263751169
Oh, Touré …
Hey @Toure Love the #NSAPickupLines hashtag. Are you pissed off at Obama or Bush? (This should be good).
— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) August 25, 2013
Heh.
The snickers continue as citizens kindly continue to offer suggestions:
https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/371613740786925568
Just relax while we unzip your files. #NSAPickUpLines
— PRISM US Gov (@PRISM_NSA) August 25, 2013
Who's your daddy? No, really, who's your daddy, it didn't show up in our search. #NSApickuplines
— PRISM US Gov (@PRISM_NSA) August 25, 2013
I just happened to overhear through the grape, ah, wire that you're single and ready to mingle? #nsapickuplines
— Sana Saeed (@SanaSaeed) August 25, 2013
#NSAPickUpLines Have you ever thought about consolidating your email accounts? It would make life easier for both of us.
— Color Me Red ? (@ColorMeRed) August 25, 2013
RT @PRISM_NSA: You look way prettier in person than through your webcam. #NSApickuplines
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) August 25, 2013
#NSAPickUpLines – "Your voice sounds so familiar…"
— Sheepy Shoulders (@josh_ill_us) August 25, 2013
Recommended
I know exactly where you have been all my life #NSAPickUpLines
— pano (@Adonish_P) August 25, 2013
#NSAPickUpLines Baby, how'd you like to blow MY whistle?
— Leftist Independent??? (@LW_Independent) August 25, 2013
I've put a date with me on your calendar. Make sure you wear that slinky little black dress you wore 3wks ago with "Drew" #NSAPickUpLines
— aaron brazell ✊? (@technosailor) August 25, 2013
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my wire all night. #NSAPickUpLines
— Russell Contreras (@RussContreras) August 25, 2013
I know EXACTLY what will make you happy. No, seriously, I've been looking into that for a while now. #NSAPickUpLines
— Jude Morrissey (@Steampunk_Gypsy) August 25, 2013
I'm a great listener. #NSAPickUpLines
— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) August 25, 2013
@PRISM_NSA Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked–you're not. #NSAPickUpLines
— (((Ross Garmil))) (@rgarmil) August 25, 2013
Are you wearing space pants? Because that didn't show up in my recent search of your Internet purchases #NSAPickUpLines
— Andrew Bernstein (@bernsteinbear14) August 25, 2013
Resistance Is Futile. #NSAPickUpLines
— Bill Arrundale (@BillArrundale) August 25, 2013
Hey baby.. How'd you like to get "Snowden" with me.#NSAPickUpLines
— Kyle 'esSOBi' Stone (@essobi) August 25, 2013
Gasping!
Some poetry enters the mockery mix:
Roses are red, violets are blue, the code for your phone is 6492. #NSAPickupLines
— Phil Hartup (@LevelTwoRogue) August 25, 2013
"Roses are red, violets are blue, You prefer google, and your roommates cute too" #NSAPickUplines
— Tommy boy. (@Cat_Flag1182) August 25, 2013
Aching sides.
And a simple line that cuts right to the chase:
https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/343184177887342592
Keep them coming, Twitter! In the meantime, some exit snark from a PRISM parody account:
You knew we were very attentive, but now you know we're smooth talkers too! #NSAPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/xz99RaJiIx
— PRISM US Gov (@PRISM_NSA) August 25, 2013
Suave!
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