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From 'I'm Not a Biologist' to 'CisGINGER' Queen: KBJ Just Gave Redheads the Ultimate Validation

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Today, during the Supreme Court hearing on boys in girl's sports, Ketanji Brown Jackson, mentioned a new class of people. My ears perked up as I gave birth to a person who possibly fits in this class. 

You see, I have a daughter who is a natural redhead from birth. Surely, that is what the good justice meant by 'cisGINGER' girls'.

Cis-GINGER!

Actually, it was my Mom who was in the birthing room with me who first proclaimed my daughter was a beautiful cis-gender.

I have to assume a 'cis-GINGER' girl is a girl born as a girl with red hair. This describes my daughter perfectly. 

It's not always an easy class to exist within. People say things like she has no soul or if she was alive in Salem she would have been burned as a witch. 

It's hard to get a tan (as a native Floridian, that one is toughest on her) and she requires more pain medication after surgery because redheads have a lower pain tolerance than the rest of the population. On the other hand, I can find her easily in large crowds and it makes her very unique.

I made sure to prove to X she was a ginger from birth and was not dying her hair or an imposter. 

A cis-GINGER even met Santa and was deemed a very good girl and he confirmed all the folks saying she didn't have a soul were big fat liars.

Not everyone was convinced this was what Justice Ketanji was talking about.

After all, maybe she was talking about Harry Potter. The libs really do love them some Harry Potter.

Correct. That's a totally different species. They require hair dye and lots of touch ups.

That's very true.

I do understand the confusion, but that's not quite right. A blonde who dyes her hair red is a 'trans-ginger'. They are claiming to be a ginger, but they really are not a ginger. On the other hand, a CIS-ginger, is a ginger from birth, no dye. 

Many people are. 

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