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Blitzed Boater Bonks Battleship: Drunk Captain’s Epic Ding on USS Midway

AP Photo/Denis Poroy,File

That was a whole different level of drunk! 

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You have to be massively wasted to run into a ship of that size. 

It's hard to imagine someone that inebriated. 

Granted, it is surprising a boat was allowed to get that close. 

Clearly, some lessons were not learned.

This will definitely be more than traffic school and a fine. 

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The world has gone mad!

He party rocked way too hard.

He is going to sober up to a huge mess.

Some commenters had other suspicions. 

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Hope that buzz was worth it, bro!

Clearly, the boating life is not for him. He should stay on dry land. 

He has a weird way of entertaining himself, that's for sure. 

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