Gravity strikes again!
I just dropped my iPad on the ground and shattered two glass corners. What to do?does one call Apple to come and pick it up or do I take it?
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) September 25, 2013
#firstworldproblems MT @MarthaStewart dropped my iPad, shattered two corners. Does one call Apple to come and pick it up or do I take it?
— Gin Peck (@ginpeck) September 26, 2013
Surely the glue-gun guru and DIY diva can figure something out, no?
@MarthaStewart Gently add some potpourri to the broken edges, then hot glue a doily to the rear of the case. It’s a good thing.
— #BLM Scott McDaniel (@mcdev) September 26, 2013
https://twitter.com/michelleisawolf/status/382999567505326080
@MarthaStewart If you wrap it in a sage, hand-pressed paper crepe and lovingly pin a holly bow on it, an Apple elf collects it for you.
— Don Van Natta Jr. (@DVNJr) September 26, 2013
Serving tray for olives. RT @MarthaStewart: I just dropped my iPad on the ground and shattered two glass corners. What to do?
— Jason Gay (@jasongay) September 25, 2013
@MarthaStewart It’s start. Now fold it diagonally twice, put some cornucopia pieces around it, and it’s a gorgeous autumn centerpiece.
— McQ (@GlennMcQ) September 26, 2013
@MarthaStewart You make little corners out of old mittens and cover it up. It still works doesn't it? Reuse!
— Ken Wong (@kenwong) September 26, 2013
@MarthaStewart Quick, get some gold leaf and modge podge @Mike_FTW
— John Williams (@johnwilliams713) September 26, 2013
Those are great ideas, but sorry, guys. You can all go home because this right here is a win:
@MarthaStewart @jonrussell Personally I'd bend down and pick it up myself.
— Michael Cosgrove IV ?? (@MrMCos) September 26, 2013
Side-splitting update:
I am still waiting for an apple rep to come pick up my IPad. No action yey
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) September 26, 2013
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