It's a good thing: Help is on the way for Martha Stewart's mock-worthy 'First World problem'

Gravity strikes again!

I just dropped my iPad on the ground and shattered two glass corners. What to do?does one call Apple to come and pick it up or do I take it?

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) September 25, 2013

#firstworldproblems MT @MarthaStewart dropped my iPad, shattered two corners. Does one call Apple to come and pick it up or do I take it?

— Gin Peck (@ginpeck) September 26, 2013

Surely the glue-gun guru and DIY diva can figure something out, no?

@MarthaStewart Gently add some potpourri to the broken edges, then hot glue a doily to the rear of the case. It’s a good thing.

— #BLM Scott McDaniel (@mcdev) September 26, 2013

https://twitter.com/michelleisawolf/status/382999567505326080

@MarthaStewart If you wrap it in a sage, hand-pressed paper crepe and lovingly pin a holly bow on it, an Apple elf collects it for you.

— Don Van Natta Jr. (@DVNJr) September 26, 2013

Serving tray for olives. RT @MarthaStewart: I just dropped my iPad on the ground and shattered two glass corners. What to do?

— Jason Gay (@jasongay) September 25, 2013

@MarthaStewart It’s start. Now fold it diagonally twice, put some cornucopia pieces around it, and it’s a gorgeous autumn centerpiece.

— McQ (@GlennMcQ) September 26, 2013

@MarthaStewart You make little corners out of old mittens and cover it up. It still works doesn't it? Reuse!

— Ken Wong (@kenwong) September 26, 2013

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@MarthaStewart Quick, get some gold leaf and modge podge @Mike_FTW

— John Williams (@johnwilliams713) September 26, 2013

Those are great ideas, but sorry, guys. You can all go home because this right here is a win:

@MarthaStewart @jonrussell Personally I'd bend down and pick it up myself.

— Michael Cosgrove IV ?? (@MrMCos) September 26, 2013

Side-splitting update:

I am still waiting for an apple rep to come pick up my IPad. No action yey

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) September 26, 2013

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