What happens in Vegas ... involves a monkey and a freaky lap dance if you're Miley Cyrus [pics]

A Miley Cyrus Tumblr with pics like these? Promise, threat or cry for help? You decide.

Just to post more pixxxx like this. #vegas @vij_photo #twerkinwithadayummonkeyonmyback ??? pic.twitter.com/r1ytMiN8nV

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 24, 2013

From “dancing with Molly” to twerking with a monkey on her back. Subtle. Hannah Banana is going to make a team of therapists a whole lotta cash.

She also straddled a … furry poor man’s Elmo/mascot of our nightmares.

&&&& this ?❤️? pic.twitter.com/BWWYa5vxu5

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 24, 2013

Oh, Miley. It’s supposed to stay in Vegas. Gone are the days when she was simply twerking on Robin Thicke.

Just remember:

https://twitter.com/gentlemenhall/status/380711177736953856

Yep.