The always-awful Tom Arnold creeped all of U.S. Women’s National Team star Megan Rapinoe after she said she’s not going to the “f*cking White House” if the team wins the Women’s World Cup:
marry me Megan Rapinoe…doesn't matter….doesn't matter…don't care…I will change. I promise….we'll work that out too…bring her the more the merrier…yes bring dogs…I have 2 toddlers..would it be okay if we kept them too? ..Yes?…I love you Megan Rapinoe!
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) June 26, 2019
Um, who wants to tell him?
You would need a sex change and become a lesbian. Let us know when your sex change is complete Tom Arnold.?
— Stan Sloan (@ssloan529) June 26, 2019
But then it got really, really weird with this comment on Eric Trump’s anatomy:
If a heterosexual man could just cut off his penis and balls and magically become a lesbian it would've worked when Eric Trump did it.
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) June 27, 2019
As for the USWNT, they beat France 2-1. . .
#USA advances! The #USWNT scores a 2-1 win over #FRA to move on to the #FIFAWWC semifinals.
The Americans are happy at @AvayaStadium. pic.twitter.com/ZtSCStTf7G
— Brendan Weber (@BrendanNWeber) June 28, 2019
. . .and will play England next. On July 4:
Couldn’t script it better #USWNT plays England on 4th of July holiday week! pic.twitter.com/GbgcUcOlff
— amy walter (@amyewalter) June 28, 2019
Good luck, ladies and maybe consider a restraining order for Tom.
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