As shoplifters across the country steal tens of thousands of dollars in merchandise from stores, let’s give a shout out to this moron in Kirkland, Wash. who thought it would be a good idea to disguise himself as a giant pink bunny while committing his crime.
This suspect, disguised as a bunny, attempted to seal thousands of dollars worth of handbags yesterday. He was arrested by police as he fled the area. In an effort to combat retail theft, @KirklandWAPD will have extra officers patrolling retail shops this holiday season. pic.twitter.com/yGPpJgZ1iK
— Kirkland Police (@KirklandWAPD) December 3, 2021
Some major “Christmas Story” energy going on, too:
Was he found with a Red Ryder? pic.twitter.com/CvDelqVrWh
— Phil (@PhilLaconic) December 3, 2021
Ralphie from Christmas Story has really gotten in with a bad crowd. https://t.co/cjLlKdIwUE
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) December 3, 2021
TBH, we’d watch the sequel where Ralphie turns to a life of crime:
Ralphie's all grown up now. Fell in with a bad crowd, though. https://t.co/MF5mgKWrR9
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) December 3, 2021
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