As shoplifters across the country steal tens of thousands of dollars in merchandise from stores, let’s give a shout out to this moron in Kirkland, Wash. who thought it would be a good idea to disguise himself as a giant pink bunny while committing his crime.


Some major “Christmas Story” energy going on, too:

Nailed it!

TBH, we’d watch the sequel where Ralphie turns to a life of crime: