Sally Kohn attempts 'sarcasm,' gets MOCKED over her grasp of constitutional law instead

Sally Kohn has it all figured out, y’all:

Straightforward from here:
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Constitutional crisis
3. Call special election
4. Ryan v Clinton
5. President Clinton

— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) February 15, 2017

People quickly pointed out the flaws in her “straightforward” plan of action:

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/831873273566728197

On what grounds are you going to impeach Pence? https://t.co/O0onO8PBjp

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) February 15, 2017

If you're a major political commentator, you should know that if you ditch POTUS + VPOTUS, Speaker gets to be POTUS. https://t.co/4SxOpYaU3G

— Liz Mair (@LizMair) February 15, 2017

Let’s all tell Sally we’re okay with this plan and then abandon her after step one. https://t.co/RWONiD7A4Z

— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) February 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/831886043582443520

Its actually *more* straightforward. #2 is "President Ryan." You have to impeach 15 people to get to "Constitutional crisis." https://t.co/zFLtJXoFcq

— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) February 15, 2017

People then started posting “straightforward” lists of their own:

https://twitter.com/knguyen/status/831889014500237313

Straightforward from here:
1. Impeach Trump and Pence
2. NASA has First Contact
3. The Federation is formed
4. ???
5. President Clinton https://t.co/iP2AxnUCfR

— Jeff ??? (@jjhparker) February 15, 2017

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6. Pope converts to Judaism
7. Browns win Super Bowl https://t.co/IYGLVnKEFa

— David Henry (@imau2fan) February 15, 2017

Anyway, she now says this was “sarcasm” and it’s our fault that we don’t see her humor:

Wow, half the internet doesn't understand sarcasm. It is obviously NOT this straightforward… https://t.co/EAp79CB8Fk

— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) February 15, 2017

What’s obvious is that many — of all political persuasions — thought she was serious. It’s not us Sally, it’s you.

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/831877240879251461

https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/831878610915049472

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