We ♥ this. We ♥ this bad. And so do Ellen’s followers:
@TheEllenShow #EllenForPresident
— Margaret (@eccedent3siast) April 10, 2013
We just hope Ellen wasn’t expecting flowers from Warren Buffett next Valentine’s Day … or from the actual President. But even without the flowers, Ellen is doing fine. As a comedian, every funny thing she posts on Twitter is tax deductible:
Make sure to take your shirt off. RT @GluteusMike Interviewing to speak at my graduation! Wish me luck!!
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) April 10, 2013
Shirts? Tax deductible!
Here's a photo from our farm in @ElleDecor! pic.twitter.com/hs2lGl9poH
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) April 10, 2013
Farms? Tax deductible!
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato. #ClassicJokeTuesday
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) April 9, 2013
Lazy baby kangaroos? Tax deductible!
Jealous yet, Elizabeth Warren?
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