Dem Adviser: What Platner Bragged About Doing Makes Him More Relatable (Apparently Liz Warren Agrees)

Doug P. | 10:45 AM on May 20, 2026

The laundry list of "issues" that are hanging over the campaign of Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner of Maine continues to get longer.

You already know about the Nazi tattoo that the Democrats have demonstrated a willingness to overlook or forgive. Hey, they'd do the same for a MAGA politician, right? Um, nope.

Team Platner will also be trying to spin their way out of the candidate's previous comments about a U.S. soldier who was shot four times in Afghanistan.

Elizabeth Warren is one of those Democrats who doesn't mind, because it's "D"ifferent:

Elizabeth Warren on the Nazi tattooed Graham Platner: “That’s my kind of man.” pic.twitter.com/SrihBYJdVw
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) April 18, 2026

We did Nazi that coming, Liz!

Here's a shot and chaser of a comment from Platner that is now going around followed by Warren's enthusiastic endorsement (might be a good idea to listen with headphones on if you're at work or the kids are around):

Democrat Graham Platner “I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas----er… that blue water smell conditioned me.” https://t.co/VcyU0EfISG pic.twitter.com/PT4OpvKbfx
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) May 20, 2026

Now comes the spin from a Democrat adviser to Platner.

This is a doozy:

Graham Platner's advisor—who wanted to put his penis in a children's book—defends Platner proudly bragging about m*sturbating in public restrooms.

“When real people run for office, that embodies the good parts of it. It also embodies the realities that people live real lives.” pic.twitter.com/lKu37SKq4N
— Nick Puglia (@nickpuglia) May 19, 2026