The #AmherstUprising at Amherst College in Massachusetts started in the wake of protests at Mizzou, and the leaders of the “uprising” have given the school’s administrators a comprehensive list of demands.
The protesters were hoping for more exposure on the football field today but were apparently victims of a team microagression instead:
https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665556916379095040
Everybody to your designated safe spaces!
Priceless, the moment you realize the football team demonstrates better sense than you: https://t.co/ZwH0xBRAEB
— Robert Siegmund (@RobertSiegmund) November 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/gonebickle/status/665575258095644672
Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that "Josh" is an affluent white hipster? https://t.co/6R1QClPt8C
— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) November 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/nannystatehate/status/665571954565378049
Literally impossible to know if this is a parody account by its content. https://t.co/yfbVnzEbXN
— Dan “I want nothing” Lovejoy (@danlovejoy) November 14, 2015
Definitely hard to tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.
https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665577103769759744
https://twitter.com/amherstuprising/status/665585730043809792
Good call, Amherst football team!
Update:
And though it literally was impossible to tell if it was a parody account, the @AmherstUprising account has been suspended by Twitter.
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