Jay Carney, President Obama’s press secretary and designated daily liar, announced today that he’ll be stepping down from that position.
What does the future hold for Carney? Let the speculation begin:
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/472439239825563648
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/472441899459297281
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/472440973285666817
#JayCarneysNextJob Donald Sterling's next mistress #BaghdadJay
— JoLissa ?? ~ Freedom ~ ⭐⭐⭐ (@JoLissa13) May 30, 2014
RT @JennJacques: #JayCarneysNextJob
Actual carnie.
— Dan Spencer (@cayankee) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob Michelle Obama's eyebrow stylist.
— MTP (@BrunetteYankee) May 30, 2014
#Jaycarneysnextjob Hillary's pantsuit presser….
— Frank ❌ (@FusionFrank) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob @TomSteyer's communications director
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) May 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/472444315327688704
https://twitter.com/TheRightWingM/status/472443739646861312
New host of the Morning Jay on MSNBC. #jaycarneysnextjob
— Bob in SoCal (@bvparrot) May 30, 2014
RT @ChrisBarnhart: #JayCarneysNextJob Tiny Hand Model
— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob
Al Jazeera Spokesperson— Willy B Azooka (@SquirelLand) May 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/472444354909712386
Lie detector tester #JayCarneysNextJob
— willamina (@witchitawilly) May 30, 2014
Recommended
Something with evader in the title #JayCarneysNextJob
— woot6 (@woot6) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob Debbie Wasserman Shultz's hairdresser
— Bossy Brat (@JGalt09) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob Obaaama sheep herder pic.twitter.com/pkdOumsYUw
— Bossy Brat (@JGalt09) May 30, 2014
Running the Tilt-a-Whirl at the Illinois State Fair
— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) May 30, 2014
Therapist to the President.
There, there, it's ok. pic.twitter.com/T0jiZ0EdtE
— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) May 30, 2014
Clay Aiken's communications director
— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob Hugo Chavez's tombstone polisher
— Airborne87 (@HSAGreg) May 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/JAXconservative/status/472451530554347520
Newest member of One Direction? #JayCarneysNextJob
— WhichWitch (@JeffersonTeaPar) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob Pay-per-view tickle fight with Edward Snowden.
— Johnny Benghazi (@J_Tremain_) May 30, 2014
Cirque du Soleil acrobat? #JayCarneysNextJob
— WhichWitch (@JeffersonTeaPar) May 30, 2014
#JayCarneysNextJob unbiased MSM news anchor
— Darth Deplorable ⚡️ (@jameslfregosi) May 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/FergusFSU/status/472447323675824128
#JayCarneysNextJob Media Matters fact checker
— Airborne87 (@HSAGreg) May 30, 2014
I think he'll do just fine. pic.twitter.com/sUVeNOfy9N
— Max Q ⚡ (@Randy_Shannon) May 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/Amabonovella/status/472451471829901313
Mooch's school lunch tester #JayCarneysNextJob
— KIMBERLY? (@TheRaytedex) May 30, 2014
Pro Jenga Tour #JayCarneysNextJob
— Pouncing Coder Brad (@bradcundiff) May 30, 2014
https://twitter.com/robg_here/status/472440772718260224
Campaign Chief for Elect Hillary!
— KevinB57 Pro Life (@KbomzKevin) May 30, 2014
Spin class instructor
— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) May 30, 2014
When it comes to what’s in store for Jay Carney, one thing is certain:
https://twitter.com/FemsHaveBallz/status/472441161907728385
That goes without saying.
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