Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti will never face historical obscurity as long as Twitchy is around because we’ll take any opportunity to post that picture of him with CNN’s Brian Stelter, who was talking with him about his 2020 presidential run.
Politico Magazine’s Ruby Cramer has an extensive piece out Wednesday stemming from an interview with him over “several days this fall.”
https://twitter.com/rubycramer/status/1473718429924405249
— Your Huckleberry (@geophilly21) December 22, 2021
Cramer notes that Avenatti is facing two and a half years in prison after being found guilty of extortion. He’s currently under house arrest and wears an ankle monitor. She writes:
The last time he drove a race car, his most beloved and expensive habit, was 1,411 days ago. The last time he had a Grey Goose martini (up, two olives) and a New York strip at Craig’s, his preferred hangout in West Hollywood, was 709 days ago. The last time he wore his five-figure Patek Philippe Nautilus watch, before it was seized by the government, was 708 days ago. The last time he talked to his former client, Stormy Daniels, was February 2019. The last time a reporter asked him about running for president was March 24, 2019, the Sunday before his arrest. The last time he saw his parents was Thanksgiving 2019. His Twitter account, where he once held the attention of nearly 900,000 followers (now 680,000), sits frozen in September 2018: In the video that plays on loop in his last pinned tweet, he is on MSNBC, attacking the president and his party: “They want to make me the issue.”
Poor guy.
‘Have I Hit Bottom?’: Michael Avenatti Confronts a Life After Trump
LOL Trump broke him.https://t.co/4L6rP238aE
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) December 22, 2021
Merry Christmas, Michael Avenatti pic.twitter.com/GmDiYSxK3A
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) December 22, 2021
This may be the best sentence in the entire article. pic.twitter.com/dULpGL2bB3
— Michael (@__m0st__) December 22, 2021
— MIKEYOZPK15 (@MikeyOZPK15) December 22, 2021
Wait, isn't he supposed to be organizing his 2024 run for POTUS?!
I repeatedly heard from reliable sources (@CNN, @MSNBC, @NYTimes, @HuffPost) that he's the most qualified, moral, experienced person for the job.
What gives?
— Jon Sutz (@JonSutz) December 22, 2021
We need to actively search out all corrupt lawyers and work diligently to get all of them to this point…
— Old America Patriot (@TimothyKerby) December 22, 2021
We can’t miss him if he never goes away.
— Opinionated Witch🧙🏴☠️ (@opinionwitchy) December 22, 2021
Rock bottom?
https://twitter.com/RawDogFrank/status/1473723601601843206
https://twitter.com/Momdalorian2/status/1473726106897375234
https://twitter.com/AveryFroh/status/1473721843441967107
Why he sitting on his roof like an ass clown?
— DR. MSC. JD. MBA. Cat/Dog (@tcbusd) December 22, 2021
As Trump would say, what a loser.
— IntrepidResearch (@intrepidinfo) December 22, 2021
Is Avenatti still running? #Avenatti2024
— My gender: GOML – Get Off My Lawn! (@signpost365) December 22, 2021
https://twitter.com/EliMarty3/status/1473724384036724743
The “feel good” article of the Christmas season!
— Stephe96 (@Stephe96) December 22, 2021
Living the life in Venice
— The Sinking Titanic (@TheSinkingTitan) December 22, 2021
https://twitter.com/FangedWw/status/1473725264161038359
https://twitter.com/JimDandy1977/status/1473725091120914434
Hey I’m IMPORTANT!! pic.twitter.com/W7Z5urqcuV
— Patriotprov2.0 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 (@patriotprov2) December 22, 2021
“Confronting life after Trump” 😂
— Take Your Country Back (@Fight4Freedom02) December 22, 2021
— Cathy A. Salazar (@LvlyWords) December 22, 2021
— Moved to Florida (@not_retired) December 22, 2021
Self created circumstances, he did this to himself, he made the choices in his life that brought him to his present circumstances. I have no sympathy for him.
— RayneNGrace †🇺🇸† (@RayneNGrace) December 22, 2021
— mr. kravitz (@socaljohnmyer) December 22, 2021
https://twitter.com/coolillboi/status/1473772054918873094
https://twitter.com/Videoscare/status/1473739866454245385
Read the whole thing if you’re interested in a tongue-bath of a convicted felon.
Related:
Drew Holden’s mega-thread on Avenatti coverage casts shame on ‘media bias gone awry’ https://t.co/40HDpsOkDX
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 9, 2021
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