This reminds us of that story back in February that wasn’t a joke, with school band members stuffed into individual little COVID tents for practice.
"It's true. All of it." – Han Solohttps://t.co/9maylHvAk7
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) February 24, 2021
The weather’s nice enough for outdoor band concerts now, and this dad grabbed a picture of his son wearing a surgical mask with a hole in it so he could play.
My son is playing his band concert outside wearing a medical mask with a hole cut in it.
I'm not a scientist, can someone please explain this to me? pic.twitter.com/hb2VG85fkk
— Joe Colangelo (@Itsjoeco) June 1, 2021
🤡🌏
— RABBINSTEIN.SOV.PAHMPIT🌮⚡🔑🖕FIAT (@IwanRabbinstein) June 1, 2021
They cut a hole in his mask so he can breath air through a large tube that makes a sound when air from his lungs comes out the other end.
These are the people who tell us we need to "listen to the science." https://t.co/hkxVy20xce
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) June 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/NextLAMayor/status/1399861788322107393
I’m not smart enough to explain it
— onlyrationalthought (@onlyrationalth1) June 1, 2021
Sure.
It's called Cognitive Dissonance.
Seek home schooling immediately.— Anti-Cognitive Dissonance (@Jed4stuff) June 1, 2021
If the coronavirus is watching the concert, he will see your son's deference and may passover.
— CJ Holder (@HolderChristian) June 1, 2021
Theatre. It's obvious no?
— George Eichholzer 🙂 (@GeorgeEich) June 1, 2021
Feeling like masks are the modern version of leeches.
— Linn Baxter (@linn_baxter) June 1, 2021
Recommended
Performative ritualistic garb symbolizing adhering to a faith:
Similar to the Vestments of altar boys in church or the Talit in synagogues.
— Adrian (@AdrianG008) June 1, 2021
Dont think a scientist can answer this. Perhaps a psychiatrist or a specialist in child cruelty?
— The Coultergeist (@Coultergeist123) June 1, 2021
For many years I played in an orchestra. How in the hell can anyone play in an orchestra with a mask on unless you play a violin or the drums? This is beyond stupid.
— Nathan Robinson (@NathanWRobinson) June 1, 2021
As if we band geeks did not look geeky enough already…are they trying to make that a science?
— Epper (@Eppur13) June 1, 2021
Simple. Even thought the mask has a hole in it, the electrostatic attraction generated by the friction of the air through the instrument repels the vir……. Wait. Hold up. Nevermind. It doesn’t do SQUAT.
— Save Ferris (@SaveFerris14) June 1, 2021
It’s the new science in clown world.
— Funkymonk (@Funkymonk_78) June 1, 2021
Your son has very shrewdly and wisely shifted his mask up as far as he can go so as to hide his embarrassment at being associated with the adults that made him do this.
Good kid.
— RodHalvorsen (@RodHalvorsen) June 1, 2021
Scientifically speaking, the virtue signal is still 100% effective.
— Hodl Bells (@HodlBells) June 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/2ndFdn/status/1399867387357376520
No reasonable explanation exists.
— thebadegg (@thebadegg3) June 1, 2021
I'm a mask and vax supporter. I follow the science to the best of my ability.
And Yes. Unfortunately. This is total idiocy. And this is why so many rail against mask mandates.
A pandemic is a reason to pull together and do what we can. It's not a reason to do idiotic things.
— Bitcoin Warrior (@Bitcoin_Win) June 1, 2021
Demoralization is the goal. Nothing more, nothing less.
— Chris Jones (@JoansKris) June 1, 2021
At least the school band director was brave enough to show up (we assume).
Related:
‘*Record scratch*’: Scenes from HS band practice in Wenatchee, Wash., pretty much sum up ‘the state of public education in America’ [pics] https://t.co/po0pVyfEo4
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 25, 2021
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