We doubt that the Twitchy audience is going to rush out and buy “The Orange Album” by The USA Singers, who claim they make America great again through their hilarious resistance music, so we don’t mind giving them the signal boost they were asking for when they posted this:
200 tornadoes hit the Midwest this week in states that vote for politicians who refuse to recognize the reality of climate change & the extreme weather that it produces.
Meanwhile, they’re all praying for help.
?Newsflash?
God says help yourself and vote Democrat.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019
Newsflash: Tornadoes hitting the Midwest is nothing new — it’s called weather.
All you trolls are wasting your breath. I stand by my tweet. Knock yourselves out.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019
You heard him (or her) … let’s get this ratio started!
Smug ignorance of weather and science, mocking those who pray while misunderstanding, glee in destruction: hope your tunes are this good. https://t.co/SqoyNjWvyi
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 29, 2019
That is a cruel statement.
— S. G. Cobb (@cobonics) May 29, 2019
Hoax, it's called weather. Happens and changes all the time.
— Ole Odinsson (@mjolnir59) May 29, 2019
I bet you think of yourself as a big believer in science.
LOL
— Brian (@applecharlie5) May 29, 2019
Yes, because if God does exist he would want everyone to vote for the party of abortion. I'm an atheist and even I know that's a stupid take.
— Dan Schteiner (@DSchteiner) May 29, 2019
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Taxes will stop tornadoes!
— Alien Libertarian (@InfernalDante86) May 29, 2019
Listen, the Green New Deal will cost only $93 trillion over the next 10 years and then we won’t have tornadoes anymore — doesn’t that seem worth it?
How many tornadoes will fail to materialise if everyone votes Democrat?
— Tony Price (@TonyPrice241) May 29, 2019
You tell me Ivan. You seem to have all the answers…
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019
Hey, The USA Singers are the climatologists here … you tell us.
No….I want to see your side go out when one is approaching and shake a tax at it….see if it disperses.
— Hellion 2172 (@hellion2172) May 29, 2019
Only been called "tornado alley" for 100 years… pic.twitter.com/LXHUWTVhI1
— Atlas ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@Atlas_Shruggd) May 29, 2019
Thanks for the tip Ivan.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019
See how they refer to everyone who disagrees with them “Ivan”? Because they’re all Russian bots, duh. Wonder if their whole album is that funny.
Tornadoes in Tornado Alley during Tornado season. Wow.
— John Cereghin (@Pilgrimway) May 29, 2019
Is that a lot? A little? More than average, less than average? Trending up, trending down? Do you know or care? Do you now or have you ever lived in tornado country or been through a tornado?
— The Floor is Lava (@MichaelJohnHor1) May 29, 2019
Last EF5 severity tornado in the US was six years ago.
But muh climate change causing extremely extreme extremes.
— Durham,BusterOfSpies?né Boof of Greater Yinzburgh (@FredZarguna) May 29, 2019
In other words, it's May in Tornado Alley, kinda of like it was last year. And more than likely, it's going to be that way next year too.
Actually this year, it's been a little light for Tornadoes, only 693 this year, average is 1200~ pic.twitter.com/NIEQiHKnwM
— ?Qayos Sturmz ? (@Qayos) May 29, 2019
Perhaps you might check the history of large tornado outbreaks. Start with 1974 and go from there. Oh, and that was when you folks proclaimed global cooling was a definitive thing by 2000.
— Bob (@Bobsquestions) May 29, 2019
It's been widely reported that an increase in tornadoes is due to advancements in technology that allow more of them to be detected, specifically in areas with little population. But sure, stick to your talking points…
— Casey (@space_case12) May 29, 2019
Tornadoes in Tornado alley during tornado season. Yeah real big mystery. Get Scooby and the gang for this one folks
— DarthLibertarian???? (@DarthLiberty1) May 29, 2019
You do realize that this is normal here this time of year right??
— RebekahLeigh (@RebekahLeigh79) May 29, 2019
Tornadoes? In Tornado Alley? The hell you say?
— Chris Tsotsoros (@ctsotsoros) May 29, 2019
Just trying to understand. Was there no adverse weather before the industrial revolution?
— Jesse Barnacle ???? (@jpdawg27) May 29, 2019
So, any tornadoes happening after the Industrial revolution are the result of climate change, or global warming, or global cooling, or because Rachel Carson might’ve mentioned it.
— Sen. John Blutarsky (T) (@Mongotrucker) May 29, 2019
Extreme Weather, AKA Spring/Summer.
— Mr. Boombastic, Mistah Topographic (@BayonetDivision) May 29, 2019
But weather isn't climate.
— JJ (@jjbarnhart) May 29, 2019
Also, tornados happen a lot in the area known as "tornado alley."
— JJ (@jjbarnhart) May 29, 2019
Extreme weather is a byproduct of climate change.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 29, 2019
Can you describe what extreme weather is like in tornado alley? I'm pretty sure they are well aware that tornados happen in abundance in that part of the country. It's what the dictionary calls "common"
— JJ (@jjbarnhart) May 29, 2019
Then you have to wonder how many homes that were destroyed belong to democrats, you shallow thinker.
— RichBred (@RAG__JJ) May 29, 2019
The same states you're laughing at were once covered by glaciers.
The Grand Canyon was under water.
See…climate changes. Man can do N.O.T.H.I.N.G to change it. Sorry you fell for the world's largest hoax.
Maybe you can sing the climate into doing what you think it should pic.twitter.com/NboqYbPXgR
— SmooveCaulk (@SmooveCaulk) May 29, 2019
omg – Tornadoes have become sentient!
— Cheesetrader (@cheesetrader1) May 29, 2019
And they know how you vote!!!
— Chris Cline (@1000thghostauto) May 29, 2019
Wait….let's connect the dots here……tornadoes are sentient…..they know how I vote and are trying to influence that…..
OMG – I KNEW IT! TORNADOES ARE RUSSIAN!
— Cheesetrader (@cheesetrader1) May 29, 2019
Were there no tornadoes in the 8 year Obama administration? Must be because he was black? Or against guns… wait. Just trying to follow Dem logic…I’m so confused.
— MEDIA ≠ truth (@bewareofmsm) May 29, 2019
Because we grew up and live in states with seasonal weather, and have learned the history of dust bowl days, how periodic flooding feeds the ground, the era of glaciers covering our farm ground, we know climate has always changed. We don't buy into the man-made hysteria.
— Hopster (@bopbottle) May 29, 2019
Look, Morons, we all recognize that the climate is changing. It's been warming since the end of the last Ice Age. We simply disagree on how much man has to do with it.
— Raider Dave Covfefe (@Raider_Dave13) May 29, 2019
Here for the "tornados hit Tornado Alley during tornado season" ratio. Let us know when hurricanes hit the Gulf Coast and Atlantic during this summer and autumn. We'll be happy to stock you up with ratio then too.
— Big Tech is Big Brother (@LibertyConv) May 29, 2019
And now back to not knowing who The USA Singers are.
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