President Biden’s dog Major has made the news again, this time for nipping at a National Park Service employee on the White House South Lawn on Monday afternoon. We’d been told that Major was being sent back to Delaware after his first biting incident, but apparently he came back to visit and feast on some more people. (But seriously, it was just a nip.)
? First dogs Champ and Major Biden are back at the White House.
The two spent part of the month in Delaware, where Major underwent some remedial training.https://t.co/RYClokjnCx
— NPR (@NPR) March 27, 2021
A lot of people are asking CNN why a dog-bites-man story is newsworthy:
NEW: Major Biden involved in another biting incident at the White House
— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) March 30, 2021
But was it a *major* biting incident?
— Ibuprofen Hippo ???? (@JimJamitis) March 30, 2021
MAJOR DID NOTHING WRONG https://t.co/zIN08RLkov
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) March 30, 2021
Typical anti-anti-Major posturing here, pal.
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) March 30, 2021
Major > Hunter
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) March 30, 2021
It is vitally important to know the race of Major's biting victims before moving this story forward.
— Holden (@Holden114) March 30, 2021
Can't wait 'til Major meets the White House Thanksgiving turkeys.
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) March 30, 2021
The whole Internet loves Major, the very first rescue dog in the White House! *two months later* We regret to inform you the dog is awful.
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) March 30, 2021
"Mr. President, currently there are about 11,000 kids sleeping on cage floors at the border.."
"Major, sick balls"
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 30, 2021
Do we find it funny that Biden is having dog troubles? We do, if only because he actually campaigned on putting dogs back in the White House, after the masses on social media said you couldn’t trust a president who didn’t have a dog:
Let’s put dogs back in the White House. pic.twitter.com/7pBihksfXT
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 1, 2020
But now all the Biden voters who wanted to put dogs back in the White House are saying the White House is no place for a dog: too much activity, too many strangers, etc.
The Washington Examiner’s Joe Gabriel Simonson nailed it:
I’m not kidding when I say if trump had a dog that was biting people, CNN would be interviewing several psychologists on how there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. The New York Times would run a story with quotes by the humane society https://t.co/Ee0vMkOLTt
— Joe Gabriel Simonson (@SaysSimonson) March 30, 2021
— Cgs (@Cgshall) March 30, 2021
— john bragg (@johnwcbragg) March 30, 2021
It's sad but this is 100% true
— Thomas Birchfield (@ThomasBirchfie5) March 30, 2021
There would be an investigation to see if trump had the dog trained to attack and AOC would have taken a photo crying in front of an animal shelter.
— the abominable bro-man (@broman2440) March 30, 2021
— Susana Sanjur (@SanjurSusana) March 30, 2021
Stelter & his pinhead @cnn colleagues would be frothing with utter rage, Nasty Pelosi & Adam Schitt would file articles of impeachment, the Guard would be called in, Feinstein would drag back goofy “Dr” Blasey Ford to testify the dog attacked her but doesn’t recall where & when.
— Tertium Quid (@TertiumQuid3) March 30, 2021
Cesaer Milan would be all over the alphabets talking about how dogs pick up and act out on the negative energy of their owners. Therefore his biting is 100% attributable to Trump
— Mr. M (@Postbro1) March 30, 2021
CNN headline would be, "Psychologist: Trump Dog Biting Incidents 'Clear Evidence of Fascism'; Congress To Investigate"
— John Stephen Walsh (@jswriter65) March 30, 2021
Get that dog shrink on..
— BeeQuiet58 (@cct41us) March 30, 2021
Or that British pet psychic.
We literally KNOW that these dogs are biting because their owner also bites…
Come on, man!
</#Satire></#Sarcasm> pic.twitter.com/ofVq3dfNWE
— Least in the Kingdom (@Exverum) March 30, 2021
If you were the Biden's dog, wouldn't you be acting out?
— Il Divo (@HenryPierzchala) March 30, 2021
Biden raised a degenerate son and he's raised a degenerate dog
— President * (@MaryHar74269038) March 30, 2021
Clearly the dog was traumatized by Biden just like the rest are right now. Major was just lucky to get away from Joe.
— Shannon M. (@Athleticpbblond) March 30, 2021
Slate was one outlet that did a story on a dogless Donald Trump:
— Bob Mann (@BobMann2001) March 30, 2021
Do dogs even like Joe Biden?
Related:
The dog is anti-cop? Major Biden reportedly sent home to Delaware after biting a security officer https://t.co/FCAuKQdmoa
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 9, 2021
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