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Bernie Sanders also worried about America's 'unbanked and underbanked,' especially people of color

As Twitchy just reported, it almost looked as though 2020 runner-up (according to the latest polls) Bernie Sanders tried to stifle a laugh when Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez proposed setting up a non-profit bank for the entire country and having it run by the financial wizards at the United States Post Service, because they’ve got nothing but time on their hands.

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Sanders might not have laughed — sounds like he’s fully on board — but we did when we found out the names of the newest marginalized classes in America: the “unbanked” and “underbanked.”

And of course, banks are racist. It’s racist to offer free voter ID at any DMV in the country — still too inconvenient and expensive — but the Post Office will make sure that it welcomes people of color who find themselves “unbanked” and makes sure they get basic banking services, which we assume is check-cashing and that’s it if they’re smart.

Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders were pretty much neck-and-neck in the polls before Biden officially jumped in and took a double-digit jump over his rival almost immediately. Maybe people don’t want socialism after all, but please, run on making the Post Office even less efficient.

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Then forgive the loans. Easy.

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Did he come up with this idea, because it’s especially frightening to think a front-runner for the Democratic nomination is getting his ideas from “economics major” and all-around financial genius Ocasio-Cortez.

You know who’ll love this idea? The communists who tweeted they were going to burn down all the banks after the revolution after Chase “poor-shamed” people by suggesting they make coffee at home and bank the savings.


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