Woke kid Twitter is one of our favorites, and even though this next tweet is a few days old, we’ll just acknowledge that it’s from the U.K. and blame the time difference on our just finding it just now.
This entry is courtesy of Amelia Womak, deputy leader of the Green Party:
My 11 year old nephew just said that he doesn't like James Bond because he saw a cover of a James Bond book with a naked woman on and he didn't think that women's bodies should be used to sell things #proudauntiemoment
— Amelia Womack (@Amelia_Womack) December 26, 2017
— Buck (@needsabigrhelo) December 28, 2017
Get that kid a testosterone patch.
— Populo Iratus (@cmahar3) December 29, 2017
That’s one woke 11-year-old.
11 y/o boy virtue signalling about naked women to politician aunt. Sounds legit. https://t.co/d8FSdYDvIm
— Rob Howland (@HowlandRobin) December 28, 2017
I'll take, "Things that didn't happen" for $800, Alex. https://t.co/3xm1YGLjT4
— Ordy's Amish…and apparently Irish (@TheOpulentAmish) December 28, 2017
Absolutely did not happen. https://t.co/QKDhDARgDH
— Pat (@phookwillers) December 27, 2017
Found this in the Didn't Happen bin. Attention dept. Retweet aisle. https://t.co/GeoYlcaCVH
— Good Friday! (@goodeff) December 27, 2017
It's totally believable that a boy approaching puberty would not want to see a naked woman. Yup, sounds totally legit. I believe every single word of this tweet. https://t.co/HNVyHl49O4
— Get a Grip (@LilMissRightie) December 28, 2017
Eh, woke 11 year olds are a dime a dozen amongst progressives. https://t.co/9DoKe1f4Yl
— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) December 29, 2017
It's amazing how many people on Twitter know a politically woke kid.
It's almost like they might actually be making it up. https://t.co/jlBjNWhlRf
— Jack Moore (@JackOMoore_) December 27, 2017
You're doing it wrong.
The WOKE ones are 6 or 8.
C'mon. Get your WOKE kid fan fiction right. https://t.co/tN3xF4OwLl
— ? Attila the Honeybun ? (@TimMansplainsIt) December 29, 2017
My 2 year old just read this Tweet and wrote out a quick 1,800 words on a paper napkin "Seven reasons Amelia Womack's claims are an obvious lie" with a crayon. https://t.co/QsqsvVkp6b
— John Ehmet (@JohnEhmet) December 29, 2017
My 6 year old niece calls bullshit on this woke 11 year old meme https://t.co/WcBm54bb4J
— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) December 28, 2017
Hey, it could be true … just look at all the woke kids out there.
My 11 year old nephew read this tweet and said he doesn't like Twitter because people tell lies about kids reactions to completely random things to push an agenda
He's very observant given he's 11 and imaginary https://t.co/QLvpn0MTut
— Andy (@iEmpire_Andy) December 27, 2017
My 11 year old nephew just said that he doesn't like twitter because he saw some sad old Doris making up bullshit for retweets on there and he doesn't think lies should be used to get retweets https://t.co/vNGZ6U0emt
— Russell (@EmenalosBAWA) December 27, 2017
Reminds me of when I was 11 and told mom I didn't like Lucky Charms because British colonial exploitation of Irishmen should never be used to promote tooth decay.
— ryuge (@0ryuge) December 29, 2017
My 8 year old saw this tweet and said that they don't like the Green Party because children shouldn't be used to sell political philosophies. https://t.co/jbRQE5Py2u
— The Very Model (@RD_52169) December 28, 2017
My six year old nephew sighed, set down his Laphroaig, and bemoaned the subjugation of healthy human sexuality to tawdry consumerist impulses. https://t.co/OrOqmYtQXI
— Lukas Hart (@LukasHartIV) December 28, 2017
My 6yr lad old saw the cover of a James Bond book and said he wants to be 007 when he grows up because he's always balls deep in grade A crumpet https://t.co/g7ot1h3bw3
— Nicholas Sutcliffe (@N8Sutcliffe) December 27, 2017
my 4 year old nephew just said that people who use their family to tell lies about perceived social injustices on twitter to try and score retweets are the lowest of the low and should have their heads checked but that it's fine to use them as examples in sarcastic remarks. https://t.co/9He8xBvqRY
— TRUNCH (@Trunch81) December 27, 2017
My 2yr old genderfluid neicephew berated a builder who was buying a copy of the Daily Star with a scantily clad girl on the cover. The builder was overcome with emotion as the sermon sunk in, tore the paper to shreds, and pledged to dismantle patriarchy. So proud. https://t.co/54wtEInGQz
— David (@davidawfulbot) December 28, 2017
My 1 year old niece said that James Bond is an alpha male https://t.co/b89o9uvuYD
— Finnish yer son?? (@kimmich_en) December 27, 2017
My 2 month old just asked me to explore the possible implications of patriarchal and misogynistic elements of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and suggesting that finding an unconscious girl is erroneously abhorrent insofar as #prouddadmoment https://t.co/YWzodsP942
— Jed (@JedRose17) December 27, 2017
When my dad was 13, the sperm that eventually became me organised all the other sperm to protest possible islamophobia after the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi
— Queso del Diablo (@WarrenPeas64) December 29, 2017
Check the links below for more stories of amazingly woke kids.
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