It’s not like Planned Parenthood had money troubles before. Of course they always bemoan how few clinics there are in large states, and then, with hundreds of thousands of dollars from the city, state, and borough, they build a $9 million “bright new world” in Queens.

After Donald Trump was elected, though, someone out there thought Planned Parenthood needed money, ASAP. Contributions jumped, and private citizens and small businesses pitched in with sales of “Nasty Woman” T-shirts and movie tickets and “Trump Sucks” lollipops and on and on and on.

And then this happened:

Fear not, Planned Parenthood … you’ll keep the federal funding indefinitely, and now the money will start rolling in from a cool new animated uterus.

The Daily Wire reports that proceeds from the new $1.99 “Ooti the uterus” emoji app will go to Planned Parenthood. Ooti is “an expressive uterus in shades of millennial pink” that was created to “celebrate this amazing reproductive organ as well as support the fantastic health services Planned Parenthood provides” … such as doing that “crunch above, crunch below” move to preserve important and valuable organs that grow inside Ooti.

Plus, there’s even a pink pussy hat emoji thrown in.

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