It’s not like Planned Parenthood had money troubles before. Of course they always bemoan how few clinics there are in large states, and then, with hundreds of thousands of dollars from the city, state, and borough, they build a $9 million “bright new world” in Queens.
After Donald Trump was elected, though, someone out there thought Planned Parenthood needed money, ASAP. Contributions jumped, and private citizens and small businesses pitched in with sales of “Nasty Woman” T-shirts and movie tickets and “Trump Sucks” lollipops and on and on and on.
And then this happened:
Collins, Murkowski: We Sunk Skinny Repeal to Protect Planned Parenthood https://t.co/AndW6ev3TO
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 7, 2017
Fear not, Planned Parenthood … you’ll keep the federal funding indefinitely, and now the money will start rolling in from a cool new animated uterus.
Meet Ooti, The Uterus: An Emoji For Planned Parenthood https://t.co/s1TzJz2fsN
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) August 21, 2017
The Daily Wire reports that proceeds from the new $1.99 “Ooti the uterus” emoji app will go to Planned Parenthood. Ooti is “an expressive uterus in shades of millennial pink” that was created to “celebrate this amazing reproductive organ as well as support the fantastic health services Planned Parenthood provides” … such as doing that “crunch above, crunch below” move to preserve important and valuable organs that grow inside Ooti.
Plus, there’s even a pink pussy hat emoji thrown in.
Still receiving billions of our tax dollars?????????????????????????????
— lakeite (@lakeite) August 21, 2017
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
— Hannibal Smith (@Hannibal0083) August 21, 2017
"I thought the best use of $2 ever was the sharp stick I bought to poke in my eye. But then I found Ooti."
— John Hasley (@PonsSublicius) August 21, 2017
Not Scrapey the partial birth abortion?
— Vegas Odds (@VegasOdd) August 21, 2017
It should be scared from all the abortions.
— AntiHarrow (@AntiHarrow) August 21, 2017
Omitted emoji: forceps reaching into Ooti to crush a baby's skull.
— Janette Lewis (@jslewis2) August 21, 2017
Now show us Pheti, the lillte dead fetus.
— Alexandre Silva (@alebsilva) August 21, 2017
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Proceeds from Nasty Woman T-shirts suggest Planned Parenthood could do without so many tax dollars https://t.co/wKAque4Hrs
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 22, 2016