https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/676477779928576000
Great doctor’s note … or the Greatest Doctor’s Note EVAH?
We report, you decide:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/676474277735059457
This is perfect, from Trump's Dr: "Trump will be healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency." https://t.co/VH5dBvvAZU
— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) December 14, 2015
Full statement from Trump's doctor pic.twitter.com/eBCVx6zRPK
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) December 14, 2015
Wow. Where to begin?
How about at the beginning?
https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/676477061129592832
If the opener “To Whom My Concern” doesn’t set off alarm bells… https://t.co/6zd3Nwpgxj
— Loryn Cole (@lorynwithaY) December 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/lisybabe/status/676480722572607488
https://twitter.com/swiley15/status/676480202957062144
https://twitter.com/modernjam/status/676479352633036801
"To Whom My Concern." Oh, I've got concerns all right, @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/t4tUiBYO7b
— Dave Brown (@dave_brown24) December 14, 2015
Well, at least Dr. Bornstein (whether it’s Jacob or Harold Bornstein apparently isn’t important) doesn’t have any medical concerns …
"I state without reservation that Mr Trump will be the fittest draft-dodger with a lame medical deferment ever to occupy the White House."
— John Schindler (@20committee) December 14, 2015
Worth noting Trump's doctor's note doesn't mention the foot issues which got him a draft deferment during the Vietnam War
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) December 14, 2015
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https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/676482448109281281
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/676483217852121088
OK, well, never mind that stuff. For some, this news is just what the doctor ordered — literally:
@realDonaldTrump Yea baby! GO #TRUMP #VOTETRUMP2016 #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #IOWA #SouthCarolina #Nevada #NewHampshire
— Dr. Hart ?? (@dochartdc) December 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/scapesrus/status/676474456685039616
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/676474777213804548
Others, too, are feeling inspired. Inspired to mock, that is.
@BKcolin I spent several minutes laughing for every second of actual reading
— Joe (@joec522) December 14, 2015
"Signed, Epstein's mom." https://t.co/NDzztrBFh5
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) December 14, 2015
How old is Trump's doctor that he's examined every single president? Is he immortal? And luxurious, probably.
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) December 14, 2015
@BKcolin Did his doctor go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?
— Tom Talks Stuff (@TomTalksStuff) December 14, 2015
This doctor says if Trump is elected he'd be healthiest person ever elected president. What kind of quack says that? https://t.co/voOO6hrFyz
— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) December 14, 2015
THE BEST, most prestigious quack doctor there is. Trust him, Trump knows quacks https://t.co/m6aJWf0wm8
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) December 14, 2015
.@rumpfshaker “I love health. Health is the best. If I had a room full of healthy people, I’d be healthiest. I know doctors.” – Trump
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 14, 2015
@BKcolin @carlquintanilla This reads a lot like something the Dr. of Kim Jong Un would write up.
— Matt Saint (@MattySaint) December 14, 2015
Kim Jung Un's doctor was just executed for insufficient sycophancy.
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) December 14, 2015
@BKcolin @horton_official Especially since he performed his own lobotomy.
— Stephen (Wolf Ramsay)Vallance (@Bretwalda5) December 14, 2015
@BKcolin "And yes, his hair is his own."
— WHBlakemore (@Woodyman502) December 14, 2015
EXCLUSIVE: Trump's full medical report.
100% certified free of donkey brains… no other candidate can say that! pic.twitter.com/xXVHX3sr4n
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) December 14, 2015
@JayCaruso in case you missed it, here's a video of the exam pic.twitter.com/sHqU16jLFf
— Josh (@JoshsBurnerAcct) December 14, 2015
@sarahbellumd the only problem, if we're being honest, is that his genitals are almost TOO majestic
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) December 14, 2015
.@realDonaldTrump can snap SCH 40 PVC pipe with his sphincter, which no other candidate can. https://t.co/U4Fn43XNb6
— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) December 14, 2015
Honestly at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the entire Trump campaign was a build-up for publishing dick pics in his medical report.
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) December 14, 2015
Stay tuned!
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