'Stop the presses!' Report: State Dept. found no evidence Hillary was swayed by donations

Oh, this is rich.

According to ABC News, the State Department thinks Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s tenure was totes kosher:

State Dept. says doesn't see any evidence Sec. Clinton took actions in office influenced by Clinton Foundation donations – @JustinFishelABC

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) May 4, 2015

Suuuuuuure.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/595294252915150849

@ABCPolitics @NoahCRothman @JustinFishelABC "doesn't see any evidence" lol

— J. Robin Casey (@JRCasey222) May 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/595293185154265088

Department formerly led by Hillary finds no wrongdoing by Hillary. @ABCPolitics

— Razor (@hale_razor) May 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/MPeper/status/595294861055496194

as tends to happen when the evidence is destroyed RT @ABCPolitics State Dept. says doesn't see evidence Sec. Clinton influenced by donations

— Nino (@baldingschemer) May 4, 2015

Funny how that works.

Shocker. Who could have imagined this would be the finding? Stop the presses! https://t.co/JaOdVwLuTS

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/CTBellows/status/595294486265143296

Well, that settles it then. https://t.co/zxPI1Rs8t0

— Michael Freeman (@michaelpfreeman) May 4, 2015

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Well, that settles it… https://t.co/FUR3MdrAQF

— Andrew Courtois (@AJCourtois) May 4, 2015

@ABCPolitics @JustinFishelABC I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!! Well, this obviously settles it and there's no further need for questions.

— Karl Nittinger (@karl_nittinger) May 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/RyanLGustafson/status/595294327787507712

We’re sure the State Department did their very best to get to the bottom of this. You know, just like they always do.

https://twitter.com/Tark31/status/595293148089200643